{"product_id":"1-2-3-scream-paperback","title":"1-2-3 Scream! - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eR. U. Ginns\u003c\/b\u003e (Author), \u003cb\u003eJavier Espila\u003c\/b\u003e (Illustrator)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eGet ready to scream with this collection of \u003ci\u003ehillarifying--\u003c\/i\u003ehilariously terrifying--tales, fully-illustrated and perfect for scary story lovers who are looking for a side of humor to go with their helpings of horror.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eStop! \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eUnless you want to be scared, do NOT read this book. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThese tales of terror are so horrible, so alarming, they had to be bound up between these pages forever! \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eYou'll discover \u003ci\u003eThe Boogerman\u003c\/i\u003e, an oozing horror that lurks in mirrors. You'll read about \u003ci\u003eInstagrave, \u003c\/i\u003e a popular new app that tells kids how they are going to die. In \u003ci\u003eEpizeuxis\u003c\/i\u003e, you'll learn what happens if you speak the name of a--wait. We've said too much already. The things between these covers are too dangerous to ever be let out. That's why we're warning you: stay away from this book, or else! \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eOf course, if you are reckless enough to open this book, then be sure to read these stories in a safe, indoor space, far from the beady, prying eyes of any birds*. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eNow, on the count of three: 1...2...3...SCREAM! \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e*Is that a crow, a magpie, or an indigo bunting behind you? Be careful. Birds will do anything to keep people from discovering the secrets of this book!\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eR.U. Ginns \u003c\/b\u003elives in a building close to a bridge, just outside of a major American city. He collects books, graphic novels, take-out menus, and old catalogs, and spends countless hours sifting through them, trying to decide which things are made up, and which are real. He knows that the more horrible and scary a story is, the greater the chance that it is one hundred percent true. He is NOT related to Russell Ginns, who is the author of the Samantha Spinner adventure series and Puzzlooies puzzle-story books. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eJavier Espila\u003c\/b\u003e is a Spanish illustrator who has been devouring cartoons ever since he was old enough to sit upright in front of the TV. This had the unfortunate consequence of causing serious inflammation of the brain, rendering him unsuitable for any job that required him to lift anything heavier than a pencil. In recent years, his condition has deteriorated, and he is now forced to write absurd and fantastic stories to alleviate the constant pressure on his skull.He lives with his wife and his two daughters, who help him by alternating cartoons with video games.\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 240\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.9 x 7.2 x 5.3 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e August 29, 2023\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42093470285959,"sku":"9780593374085","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0601\/2623\/2711\/files\/8127132c7081881a221e76724bf3f0e5.webp?v=1732311429","url":"https:\/\/booksby.splitshops.com\/products\/1-2-3-scream-paperback","provider":"Books by splitShops","version":"1.0","type":"link"}