{"product_id":"555-vol-1-none-so-worthy-paperback","title":"555 Vol. 1: None So Worthy - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eJoseph Bouthiette  Jr.\u003c\/b\u003e (Editor)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMan woke on the floor of an unfamiliar living room. He couldn't remember how he got there. In fact, he couldn't remember anything.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eI was protecting something. I think.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eMan winced when he stood up. His head was really killing him. He went out the shattered front door, and started his long search for... something.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e--​Nathaniel Lambert, \"Chapter 34 is Another Flashback\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e555 stories. 55 words each. 5 minutes to live. Wait, what?\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNOW YOU FUCKED UP\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eExplore the surreal, the horrific, and the absurd in this compilation of short-short stories by eleven of the best entertainers in the indie press community. With so many stories to choose from, there's something for everyone* to love.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eThe first in a series of five such collections, 555 Vol. 1 will force you to question the limits of storytelling.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e*Except Jim. There's no pleasing Jim, and we have made no attempt to do so.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eRicardo peeled his face back like a banana peel and gently folded the weathered skin. A green motherboard whirred inside the contours of his face and lights flashed on and off. He fiddled with the central processing unit and something hissed. His mouth opened. \"Death is but a circuit board humming away into the night.\"\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e--Grant Wamack, \"Modern Ruins\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 326\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.73 x 8 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e June 16, 2015\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42128775282823,"sku":"9780996276825","price":21.53,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0601\/2623\/2711\/files\/0e2d3a4fdf00e27f0237ce67ed3cc5e7.webp?v=1732598067","url":"https:\/\/booksby.splitshops.com\/products\/555-vol-1-none-so-worthy-paperback","provider":"Books by splitShops","version":"1.0","type":"link"}