{"product_id":"a-cup-of-tea-at-the-mouth-of-hell-or-an-account-of-catastrophe-by-stoudemire-mccloud-demon-paperback","title":"A Cup of Tea at the Mouth of Hell (Or, an Account of Catastrophe by Stoudemire McCloud, Demon) - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eLuke Tarzian\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBRIEFLY, A WORD ABOUT ORDER\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOrder is the focal point around which existence revolves. Without order there is only chaos. And in the halls of Damnation (pronounced Dam-NAWT-ion, thank you kindly) the first sign of impending chaos is a cup of tea made without the water having first been well and properly boiled in a kettle.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eWhy is this relevant, O nameless narrator?\u003c\/em\u003e you ask. \u003cem\u003eWho cares about the preparatory order of tea in the fires of Hell?\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLucifer, dear reader. After all, how does one expect to properly greet the newcomers to Hell without having first had a hot cup of tea to bulwark the cold?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBehold The Morning Star, frantic on the annual Morning of Souls, the arrival of Damnation's newest recruits.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSomeone has misplaced the kettle.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 106\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.25 x 7.48 x 4.72 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e August 27, 2022\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43045970444423,"sku":"9781736784853","price":18.7,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0601\/2623\/2711\/files\/1RJqrcHJyF9781736784853_4159b5a3-3dc3-4253-8182-246ae6532e72.jpg?v=1755158582","url":"https:\/\/booksby.splitshops.com\/products\/a-cup-of-tea-at-the-mouth-of-hell-or-an-account-of-catastrophe-by-stoudemire-mccloud-demon-paperback","provider":"Books by splitShops","version":"1.0","type":"link"}