{"product_id":"be-happy-or-ill-scream-my-deranged-quest-for-the-perfect-husband-family-and-life-paperback","title":"Be Happy or I'll Scream!: My Deranged Quest for the Perfect Husband, Family, and Life - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eSheri Lynch\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eBe Happy or I'll Scream\u003c\/i\u003e is for every married woman who has found just the tiniest bit of disconnect between the image of a perfect family in her head-think \"The Brady Bunch\" or \"The Huxtables\"-and the evidence in front of her eyes. Instead of darling and compliant rosy-cheeked children and an adorably tolerant husband ready to go along with zany shenanigans, most women are faced with: kids who view family outings with all the enthusiasm of hardened inmates forced to bust rocks in roadside Alabama and a man who would trade every last one of her kooky ideas for a just a teeny little bit more sex and a hot meal on the table at six. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eSheri Lynch, co-cost of radio's syndicated \u003ci\u003eBob \u0026amp; Sheri\u003c\/i\u003e, is a superb humorist of modern marriage, mores, and motherhood. Her \u003ci\u003eHello, My Name Is Mommy\u003c\/i\u003e decoded the pitfalls of pregnancy and trials of new motherhood. \u003ci\u003eBe Happy or I'll Scream\u003c\/i\u003e taps into the wackier, even more wonderful world of family and husband management, kid-raising, and sanity maintenance in the face of it all. Her take on what life is really like inside a marriage-as opposed to what it looks like on the holiday card version of same-will ring both wacky and true to any woman who was ever foolish enough to dream of the perfect marriage and family.\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eSHERI LYNCH is the co-host of the syndicated morning radio show \u003ci\u003eBob \u0026amp; Sheri\u003c\/i\u003e, which originates in Charlotte, North Carolina, and is heard in over sixty markets across the country. She lives with her husband, stepson and two preschool age daughters in Charlotte.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 240\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.65 x 8.32 x 5.52 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e February 06, 2007\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43739606777991,"sku":"9780312342340","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0601\/2623\/2711\/files\/1ra4crmDLD9780312342340.webp?v=1768701056","url":"https:\/\/booksby.splitshops.com\/products\/be-happy-or-ill-scream-my-deranged-quest-for-the-perfect-husband-family-and-life-paperback","provider":"Books by splitShops","version":"1.0","type":"link"}