{"product_id":"bill-the-vampire-paperback","title":"Bill The Vampire: A Vampire Horror Comedy - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eRick Gualtieri\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHERE ARE REASONS WE FEAR THE NIGHT. HE'S NOT ONE OF THEM.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy name's Bill Ryder and I have no life - and not because I program video games or play D\u0026amp;D. I literally have no heartbeat thanks to the night I met Sally. She was too good to be true, a woman to die for. So I did, bleeding out on the floor with my throat torn open.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProblem is, I didn't stay dead. I'm simply not that lucky.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNow I'm a vampire, surrounded by other vamps who are stronger, faster, and a hell of a lot better looking. It's enough to give a guy a complex. Worse, their leader, a douche called Night Razor, can't stand me.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt might be because he can't control me like he can the others. Or maybe it's because he's a dick. Either way, he's given me just ninety days to prove I'm not a total embarrassment to his coven. If I fail, my ass is toast.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI'll need help, though, if I want to survive. Too bad my living friends are more interested in setting me on fire while Sally's obviously just using me to further her own agenda - whatever the hell that is.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNeedless to say, things don't look good. I may be a blood-sucking predator of the night, but somehow I'm still at the bottom of the food chain.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e----------\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBill The Vampire is book one of \u003cstrong\u003eThe Tome of Bill\u003c\/strong\u003e, the quintessential vampire comedy series.Perfect for fans of Shayne Silvers, Steve McHugh, Jim Butcher, and What We Do in the Shadows, this hilarious horror comedy will keep you entertained from start to finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDon't miss out on this bloody good time! Grab your copy of \u003cstrong\u003eBill The Vampire\u003c\/strong\u003e now and prepare to sink your teeth into a world of undead mayhem and gut-busting humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGenres: Horror Comedy, Urban Fantasy, Action \u0026amp; Adventure\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eContent Warning: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations, sophomoric humor\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 346\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.86 x 8 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e December 15, 2020\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42100789018759,"sku":"9781940415321","price":28.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0601\/2623\/2711\/files\/c8bf1e7575e11b80ffca31cd19836f4b.webp?v=1732387758","url":"https:\/\/booksby.splitshops.com\/products\/bill-the-vampire-paperback","provider":"Books by splitShops","version":"1.0","type":"link"}