{"product_id":"calamity-jayne-and-the-hijinks-on-the-high-seas-paperback","title":"Calamity Jayne and the Hijinks on the High Seas - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eKathleen Bacus\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat's a blonde pirate always looking for, even though it's right behind her? Her booty. Ahoy, mateys  With her grandma wedded and bedded (ew ) Tressa Jayne Turner is looking forward to the weeklong cruise that follows. Good food. Warm beaches. Romantic sunsets. A swashbuckling ranger-type, Rick Townsend, who shivers her timbers. Nothing can take the wind out of \"Calamity Jayne's\" sails this time. Nothing, that is, except that this particular Love Boat has \"Iceberg ahead \" written all over it. Why? It's a lo-cal \"biggest loser\" cruise, Tressa's bad-boy faux fianc  and his marriage-minded Aunt Mo are stowaways, and Tressa's barely got her sea legs before a dastardly murder plot bobs to the surface. It's a foul wind that's blowin' to be sure...and not from the exercise-obsessed passengers. Throw in one whale of a Bermuda love triangle, and Tressa knows just how Jack Sparrow feels when the rum is gone. Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of V-8  Arrr  (NOTE: This book was previously published under the title Anchors Aweigh.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 266\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.6 x 8 x 5.25 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e March 27, 2014\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43779534061703,"sku":"9781497464124","price":16.18,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0601\/2623\/2711\/files\/wdGpgmTKQD9781497464124.webp?v=1769406705","url":"https:\/\/booksby.splitshops.com\/products\/calamity-jayne-and-the-hijinks-on-the-high-seas-paperback","provider":"Books by splitShops","version":"1.0","type":"link"}