{"product_id":"clipped-paperback-1","title":"Clipped - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eDevon McCormack\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eMORTALS BEWARE: The adventures described within this book are not for the faint of heart. Brace yourself for the absurd, the nonsensical, the perplexing, the disturbing, and the gratuitous. Journey with a cast of characters as deranged as they are h*rny. And for those who might find the content alarming, unnecessary, or offensive, keep in mind: this is not the Bible...this is just...\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eTHE CLIPPED SAGA\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e The end of the world is upon us.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e For millennia, God's ex-boyfriend, Satan, has worked with his army of demons to spare mortals from God's wrath. But their time is running out...\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e The demon Kinzer wakes up, bound in chains, enslaved in a human trafficking operation. Before his imprisonment, he acted as a spy for Satan, infiltrating a gang of rogue demons who were working with God to expedite Armageddon. But after being exposed as a mole, the gang destroyed Kinzer's life.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e They took his wings...his lover...his freedom.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e Now, Kinzer's on a mission to escape his bondage, avenge his lover's death, and stop the apocalypse--a mission that would be a hell of a lot easier if he could just keep his pants on.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e But that won't be happening anytime soon...\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e \u003cem\u003eFeatures shameless insta-love, over-the-top everything, and D-R-A-M-A...\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 270\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.57 x 8 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIllustrated:\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e October 13, 2017\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42109701881991,"sku":"9781641361781","price":17.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0601\/2623\/2711\/files\/fceb0da54cd2ab0706210fc39db23235.webp?v=1732477810","url":"https:\/\/booksby.splitshops.com\/products\/clipped-paperback-1","provider":"Books by splitShops","version":"1.0","type":"link"}