{"product_id":"clown-tear-junkies-paperback","title":"Clown Tear Junkies - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eDouglas Hackle\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWithin the whacked-out worlds of these twisted tales, only one thing is constant: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eEverything is better when laced with the tears of a clown...\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eA girl and boy are thrilled to get a pet hospice. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eA sexually adventurous couple learns the hard way why you must never accidently dial \"811\" during an emergency. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eA deadbeat dad gains employment as a lady-in-waiting in a fairytale bromance where everyone looks like a different character from John Carpenter's \u003ci\u003eThe Thing\u003c\/i\u003e. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThe unknowing victim of a cruel prank, a simpleton spends his entire life waiting on a park bench for the hottest girl in school. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eTo watch the brand new remake of \u003ci\u003eCitizen Kane\u003c\/i\u003e, two moviegoers must sneak into the theater because the movie is rated Z: no one under 100 years old admitted. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eUsing only a twenty-sided die and good old-fashioned D\u0026amp;D magic, a man must continually resurrect the neighborhood kid regularly murdered on his own front lawn. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAn aging slaughterhouse worker and the iconic figure from Edvard Munch's \u003ci\u003eThe Scream\u003c\/i\u003e painting hit the clubs every weekend in a vain attempt to get laid. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThese and many more \u003cb\u003eABSURDITIES\u003c\/b\u003e await in \u003ci\u003eClown Tear Junkies\u003c\/i\u003e, the debut short story collection from Douglas Hackle, with a new introduction by Brian Bowyer.\u003cbr\u003e.\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 194\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.41 x 8.5 x 5.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e September 05, 2013\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45772337021063,"sku":"9798332789779","price":16.18,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0601\/2623\/2711\/files\/WijCQixw3X9798332789779.webp?v=1788601826","url":"https:\/\/booksby.splitshops.com\/products\/clown-tear-junkies-paperback","provider":"Books by splitShops","version":"1.0","type":"link"}