{"product_id":"dating-makes-you-want-to-die-but-you-have-to-do-it-anyway-paperback","title":"Dating Makes You Want to Die: (But You Have to Do It Anyway) - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eDaniel Holloway\u003c\/b\u003e (Author), \u003cb\u003eDorothy Robinson\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou have two choices: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBe attacked by a wolverine or go on a date \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you're smart, you chose wolverine. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf not--well, wait, are you sure you don't want the wolverine?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHappily ever after isn't so easy anymore. It's all speed dating, matchmaking terror, and visits to your therapist. Whether it's the mortification, frustration, or just plain exhaustion that's got you ready to give up on love, this book is here to help. After all, there are only two ways out of the dating scene. One involves giving up all your possessions and taking a vow of chastity. The other involves finding a permanent (or semi-permanent, anyway) partner. This book will help you get through the latter. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom the bar scenes and the first sexual encounter to deciding whether to move in together, \u003cem\u003eDating Makes You Want to Die\u003c\/em\u003e walks you through every stage of the dating process--and, like a Belarusian arms dealer, provides the heavy artillery you'll need to destroy the potential problems lurking in each one. Each chapter discusses the problems that can arise when dating, offers a remedy, and includes hilarious sidebars and quizzes to further help you prepare for the jungle out there. Some sanity-keeping tips include: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eHow to make a first impression that is more \"good\" than \"totally crazy.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eHow to not panic the moment you realize you're actually in an honest-to-God relationship.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eHelpful, foolproof breakup lines for total damage control.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eIntelligent, snarky, and entertaining, \u003cem\u003eDating Makes You Want to Die\u003c\/em\u003e may make you actually want to live through a relationship.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 224\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.59 x 8.88 x 6.7 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e September 02, 2008\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43742674485383,"sku":"9780061456503","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0601\/2623\/2711\/files\/w4y34i9AqY9780061456503.webp?v=1768823429","url":"https:\/\/booksby.splitshops.com\/products\/dating-makes-you-want-to-die-but-you-have-to-do-it-anyway-paperback","provider":"Books by splitShops","version":"1.0","type":"link"}