{"product_id":"death-machines-of-death-paperback","title":"Death Machines of Death - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eVince Kramer\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAll machines suddenly come to life for some reason and go on a rampage to kill every human being on the planet. It's kind of like that movie \u003ci\u003eMaximum Overdrive\u003c\/i\u003e, only ten time as fucking brutal \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eWelcome to the Big Old Gaylord Opryland Resort  Do you lack the energy to get a date? Are you batshit insane and looking for a cure? Are you a pants-shitting senior who wants to stop being old? Do you hate Stephen King? Then, this weekend, there's a seminar for you  Sure, there's a comet flying through space bringing all machinery to life and killing everybody, but don't worry about that  Here, have a sandwich  Visit our many attractions  See our massive convention center (of \u003ci\u003edeath\u003c\/i\u003e), our beautiful atrium (of \u003ci\u003edeath\u003c\/i\u003e), and our arcade (of \u003ci\u003edeath\u003c\/i\u003e)  Ignore the massive senior citizen orgy. Don't talk to the kid in the wheelchair. We guarantee the elevator will \u003ci\u003enot\u003c\/i\u003e transform you into a cyborg. Mr. Coffee \u003ci\u003eisn't\u003c\/i\u003e trying to kill you. And there is absolutely nothing suspicious going on in the basement. (Don't go down there though, \u003ci\u003eseriously\u003c\/i\u003e).\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eTake a load off, have a good time, and prepare to \u003ci\u003edie\u003c\/i\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eDeath Machines of Death is an apocalyptic horror comedy by Vince Kramer that just so happens to be a million times better than anything you've ever read before. And if you think for one minute that those boring literary classics like \u003ci\u003eThe Great Gatsby\u003c\/i\u003e or \u003ci\u003eMoby Dick\u003c\/i\u003e are better than this, then you're fucking stupid \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 150\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.35 x 8.5 x 5.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIllustrated:\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e October 01, 2013\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42166357590151,"sku":"9781621051169","price":23.02,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0601\/2623\/2711\/files\/f511b25da9b2c395565245eb91671d59.webp?v=1733320313","url":"https:\/\/booksby.splitshops.com\/products\/death-machines-of-death-paperback","provider":"Books by splitShops","version":"1.0","type":"link"}