{"product_id":"everyone-needs-to-shut-the-fuck-up-paperback","title":"Everyone Needs to Shut the Fuck Up - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eGandalf Merlin Christ\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEveryone Needs to Shut the Fuck Up by Gandalf Merlin Christ is a sharp, unapologetic, and wildly entertaining manifesto for the modern age. With biting wit and brutal honesty, the author dismantles the chaos of everyday life from toxic workplace culture and hollow self-help clichés to social media madness and performative activism. Each chapter reads like a stand-up routine delivered from a therapist's couch-equal parts laughter, rage, and clarity. Behind the provocative title lies a sincere invitation: to pause the noise, drop the performance, and reconnect with raw, unfiltered truth. This book isn't about silence - it's about substance. It's a cathartic, relatable wake-up call for every exhausted soul who's ever wanted to scream at the absurdity of it all. Whether you're jaded, curious, or just tired of bullshit - this book will feel like a friend who finally says what everyone else is afraid to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 114\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.31 x 9 x 6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e December 19, 2025\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46030444494983,"sku":"9798295491597","price":21.58,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0601\/2623\/2711\/files\/qoSOBuTuTK9798295491597.webp?v=1791096665","url":"https:\/\/booksby.splitshops.com\/products\/everyone-needs-to-shut-the-fuck-up-paperback","provider":"Books by splitShops","version":"1.0","type":"link"}