{"product_id":"fat-white-vampire-otaku-paperback","title":"Fat White Vampire Otaku - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eAndrew Fox\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHurricanes and vampires and superheroes... \u003cem\u003eoh, my \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFollowing the events of \u003cem\u003eBride of the Fat White Vampire\u003c\/em\u003e and \u003cem\u003eThe Bad Luck Spirits' Social Aid and Pleasure Club, \u003c\/em\u003e Jules Duchon and his vampiric family suffer through Hurricane Antonia's devastating floods. In an emptied city, where will they get their blood? Salvation arrives from a highly unlikely source: a trio of Japanese superheroes working with the International Red Cross. But the help of Bonsai Master, Anime Girl, and Cutie-Scary Man comes with a bedeviling price. The blood donated by the three superheroes proves to have highly unpredictable effects on its imbibers. Before they know it, Maureen is transformed into her worst, weightiest nightmare, Jules' mother cleans up Fraternity Row as a human vacuum cleaner, and Jules terrorizes the French Quarter as the meanest, horniest Easter Bunny ever  Chaos ensues in the best tradition of the \u003cem\u003eFat White Vampire\u003c\/em\u003e series \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePraise for the \u003cem\u003eFat White Vampire\u003c\/em\u003e series: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \"... the best thing to happen to vampire fiction in ages.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e--Linda Marotta, Fangoria Magazine\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \"There's a great tradition of New Orleans vampire novels . . . In this very, very funny first novel, Andrew Fox bears the standard high.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e-James Sallis, Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Funny, clever, and highly entertaining.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e--Joe Murphy, The Dragon Page \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 264\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.55 x 9 x 6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e April 12, 2021\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42100351205511,"sku":"9780989802796","price":15.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0601\/2623\/2711\/files\/f09f0cc650a448f03c2d5819a54097dc.webp?v=1732383822","url":"https:\/\/booksby.splitshops.com\/products\/fat-white-vampire-otaku-paperback","provider":"Books by splitShops","version":"1.0","type":"link"}