{"product_id":"fertilizer-for-the-funnybone-paperback","title":"Fertilizer For The Funnybone - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eGary Guest\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDISCLAIMER: The views represented in this book are not necessarily the views of the United States Department of Agriculture. BUT THEY SHOULD BE  In the increasingly competitive and challenging world of farming, surely a book is needed to educate farmers on how to increase their crop yields. Okay, so this isn't that book. Or...is it? What if what every farmer really needs is just a good laugh?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGary Guest or \"Double G\" as he's known, loves three things: 1. Being a farmer; 2. Dirt; and 3. Making people laugh. In \u003cem\u003eFertilizer For The Funnybone\u003c\/em\u003e, he's fulfilled that mission in sowing a collection of humorous anecdotes, poems, and witty one-liners sure to reap a bountiful harvest of laughter. Guest also loves his wife of 40 years who plays a prominent role in the book, as well as serving as his \"typist, editor, conscience and sometimes waitress.\" Whether you're a lifetime farmer or a city-slicker, you're sure to love this book and the author 's infectious and delightful brand of self-deprecating humor. From \"Me a writer? That might be a stretch\" to \"You might be a Cattleman if...\" to the \"Dear Double G\" not so sage advice columns, this book lives up to its name \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 92\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.19 x 8 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIllustrated:\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e July 27, 2018\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42106852311175,"sku":"9781947072879","price":21.58,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0601\/2623\/2711\/files\/59b3cbf1b55342fa9b71d82992f58bf8.webp?v=1732449003","url":"https:\/\/booksby.splitshops.com\/products\/fertilizer-for-the-funnybone-paperback","provider":"Books by splitShops","version":"1.0","type":"link"}