{"product_id":"hospital-a-medical-satire-of-unhealthy-proportions-paperback","title":"Hospital!: A Medical Satire of Unhealthy Proportions - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eKyle Bradford Jones\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDr. Camus is a jerk. The whole hospital loathes him. His patients loathe him. And the hospital's CEO \u003cem\u003ereally\u003c\/em\u003e loathes him. The staff want him to just take the blue pill from \u003cem\u003eThe Matrix\u003c\/em\u003e and wake up to reality-or is it the green pill? He's also not a very good doctor, as he doesn't realize that none of his patients actually have... pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoniosis... his favorite Wikipedia- inspired diagnosis.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut Rosencrantz the CEO can't replace him without immense cost and time; it is cheaper to provide a censor to follow Camus around and cover up his insults than find a new doctor. When Dr. Camus starts sending all of his patients to the Good Hospital up the street, Mr. Rosencrantz the CEO has a brilliant idea-a one-month suspension without pay, and hypnotism by the Amazing Ralph to change Camus's behavior.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAfter Dr. Camus comes back a changed man, he faces all of the same challenges as before. Can he and Rosencrantz together save his humanity and the hospital's bottom line? Probably not, but it's a good time anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you have a sense of humor, or if you don't but would like one, then pick up your copy today!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 128\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.32 x 8 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e December 22, 2022\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42121320169607,"sku":"9781685130909","price":25.85,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0601\/2623\/2711\/files\/b12a5bfd0eb8b3025f54824e3adbbffe.webp?v=1732552736","url":"https:\/\/booksby.splitshops.com\/products\/hospital-a-medical-satire-of-unhealthy-proportions-paperback","provider":"Books by splitShops","version":"1.0","type":"link"}