{"product_id":"how-i-took-the-king-on-a-bone-a-fide-quest-of-piracy-piemu-and-profit-paperback","title":"How I Took the King on a Bone-a-Fide Quest of Piracy, Piemu, and Profit - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eCait Wade\u003c\/b\u003e (Editor), \u003cb\u003eKatie Griffin\u003c\/b\u003e (Illustrator), \u003cb\u003eAj Sherwood\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou have found a sentient dragon skull. Accepting this quest entails half a dragon's hoard. Would you like to assemble the dragon? (YES) (no)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSteve: My boooOOOOOOoooones\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDevan: Must we take the dragon skull on said quest?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTan: Sadly, yes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAdd Piemu and Pirate sidequests? (YES) (NO)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDevan: Tan. Why?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTan: It's more fun this way!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTags: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDid I mention crack, cause allllll the crack, Tan's field trips go awry, no one is surprised, only he can find a sentient dragon skull in a church's basement, Quest time!, Wells gets stuck babysitting, again, Niran's more excited than anyone else, except maybe the apprentices, gold is a great motivator, all the bone puns, Steve's been gagged, Tan's a dramatic bat, Devan adopts pirates, the crack ship armada is literally sailing, Lesia is adopted by pirates, stickers are fish food, Tan's volunteered Devan to officiate over weddings, Academic types are stingy, demonic chickens, strange version of Whac-A-Mole, Niran acquires apprentices, Fa comes to play too, candy tastes best after murder, basically the corruption is spreading\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 266\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.56 x 9 x 6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e June 07, 2024\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43066714292359,"sku":"9798327889354","price":21.58,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0601\/2623\/2711\/files\/xZDgQOMDy-9798327889354.webp?v=1755870322","url":"https:\/\/booksby.splitshops.com\/products\/how-i-took-the-king-on-a-bone-a-fide-quest-of-piracy-piemu-and-profit-paperback","provider":"Books by splitShops","version":"1.0","type":"link"}