{"product_id":"how-not-to-calm-a-child-on-a-plane-and-other-lessons-in-parenting-from-a-highly-questionable-source-hardcover","title":"How Not to Calm a Child on a Plane: And Other Lessons in Parenting from a Highly Questionable Source - Hardcover","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eJohanna Stein\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLooking for the perfect book to help you survive childbirth and parenting with your sanity intact? \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Look elsewhere. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e For Johanna Stein (writer\/comedian\/forward\/slash\/abuser and occasionally neurotic\/immature\/way-too-candid mom), parenting is an extreme sport. Her stories from the trenches may not always be shared experiences -- \u003ci\u003eHave you ever wondered if your baby's \"soft spot\" is like a delete key? Trained your preschooler for a zombie invasion? Accused a nearly nude stranger of being pregnant? Made sweet, bimonthly love to your spouse while your toddler serenaded you through the adjoining wall? Attempted to calm your screaming baby on an airplane with a hand puppet, only to have it lead to one of the most disgusting experiences of your life?\u003c\/i\u003e -- but they will always make you laugh. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e So, no, this book won't teach you how to deal with nipple blisters or Oedipal complexes. But if you want to learn why you should \u003ci\u003enever\u003c\/i\u003e attempt to play a practical joke in the hospital delivery room, then you're in the right place.\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eAs a writer, director, and actor, \u003cb\u003eJohanna Stein\u003c\/b\u003e's work has appeared on Comedy Central, Nickelodeon, PBS, HBO, CBS, the Oxygen Network, VH1, the Disney Channel, and all across the Internets, where her comedy shorts, PSAs, and popular Yahoo! web series \u003ci\u003eLife of Mom\u003c\/i\u003e have been viewed millions of times. In addition to her TV and film work, Johanna's essays have been published in such outlets as the \u003ci\u003eNew York Times, Parents Magazine\u003c\/i\u003e, and the \u003ci\u003eHuffington Post\u003c\/i\u003e. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Johanna lives in Southern California with her husband, their daughter, and a tiny boy-faced dog who once ate a couch. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e johannastein.com\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 256\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.97 x 8.46 x 5.68 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e April 29, 2014\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44387991814279,"sku":"9780738217345","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0601\/2623\/2711\/files\/RUZYNFZ0VVhMMTJqTUJ2YmdkZXMvQT09.webp?v=1775245760","url":"https:\/\/booksby.splitshops.com\/products\/how-not-to-calm-a-child-on-a-plane-and-other-lessons-in-parenting-from-a-highly-questionable-source-hardcover","provider":"Books by splitShops","version":"1.0","type":"link"}