{"product_id":"i-can-count-to-ten-hardcover","title":"I Can Count to Ten - Hardcover","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eRoman Dirge\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHANDS DOWN, THE FUNNIEST BOOK OF THE DECADE!\u003cbr\u003eFrom the twisted imagination of Roman Dirge, the Michelangelo of the macabre comes this, his latest magnificent masterpiece - I CAN COUNT TO TEN, the first non-children's book for adults. \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eROMAN DIRGE'S UNIQUE BRAND OF HUMOR SPAWNED THE SUBGENRE FOR CUTE GIRL GOTHIC HORROR\/HUMOR.\u003cbr\u003eIf you loved Roman Dirge's unique, anarchic and counter-culture cult classic LENORE: THE CUTE LITTLE DEAD GIRL, then get ready for his greatest book yet! \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003ePresented as a child's primer book for maths, \u003ci\u003eI Can Count to Ten\u003c\/i\u003e is without doubt the single most completely useless teaching aid for anyone looking for a book to teach them how to count to ten. What starts as the cutest counting book in the history of education, soon descends spectacularly into the single goriest, bloodiest, and funniest non-teaching aid EVER, that somehow manages to shoehorn in a sinister government conspiracy and an alien invasion into a gentle tale of a bunch of loveable numbers introducing themselves in order. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eGenius is a word bandied about a lot, but what Roman has done here is nothing less than pure genius, creating a genuinely funny belly-laugh of a book that will have any reader crying with laughter.\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eAmerican comic book writer, artist and former magician, \u003cb\u003e Roman Dirge\u003c\/b\u003e creator of the cult comic book series \u003ci\u003eLenore, the Cute Little Dead Girl, The Cat with the Really Big Head \u003c\/i\u003eand \u003ci\u003eSomething in my Tummy is Rumbling.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 64\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.5 x 5.9 x 8.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e October 08, 2024\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42001967644807,"sku":"9781787743830","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0601\/2623\/2711\/files\/de3d1ea036ef5a93beaf84ba9d54f39c.webp?v=1734070215","url":"https:\/\/booksby.splitshops.com\/products\/i-can-count-to-ten-hardcover","provider":"Books by splitShops","version":"1.0","type":"link"}