{"product_id":"i-will-marry-george-clooney-by-christmas-paperback","title":"I Will Marry George Clooney (By Christmas) - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eTracy Bloom\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA brand-new very funny novel from the UK No. 1 bestselling author of \u003ci\u003eNo-One Ever Has Sex on a Tuesday\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eAmazon readers love it\u003c\/i\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eIt is a lovely story for anyone who wants a bit of escapism, and I actually cheered at the end \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eI cried buckets, mainly from sheer happiness. A fantastic feel-good story that makes you all warm inside.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eI thoroughly enjoyed this. Lots of laughs. Sent my children to play by themselves so that I could finish it \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThere comes a time in every woman's life when the only answer is to marry George Clooney...\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eSlogging her guts out in a chicken factory, whilst single-handedly bringing up a teenage daughter who hates her, is far from the life that 36-year-old Michelle had planned. But marrying the most eligible man on the planet by Christmas could change all that, couldn't it?\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eSometimes your only option is to dream the impossible - because you never know where it might take you...\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e'This comic novel combines humour and wisdom with very entertaining results.'\u003c\/i\u003e Katie Fforde\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e'Loved this book. Tracy Bloom had me in stitches. Again.'\u003c\/i\u003e Milly Johnson\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eTracy started writing when her cruel, heartless husband ripped her away from her dream job shopping for rollercoasters for the UK's leading theme parks, to live in America with a brand new baby and no mates. In a cunning plan to avoid domestic duties and people who struggled to understand her strange Derbyshire accent she wrote the romantic comedy, \u003ci\u003eNo-One Ever Has Sex on a Tuesday\u003c\/i\u003e. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHer new Connecticut friends however took a shine to her British sense of humour and encouraged her to share her words with a wider audience. \u003ci\u003eNo-One Ever Has Sex on a Tuesday\u003c\/i\u003e went on to be successfully published internationally and became a number 1 best-selling e-book in the UK. So now Tracy has a new dream job, making people laugh and sometimes cry through her writing.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eShe is back in England now (desperately missing drive-through Starbucks, Parks and Recreation and Saturday Night Live) cracking on with writing about other people who screw up their lives in a hilarious fashion. \u003ci\u003eSingle Woman Seeks Revenge\u003c\/i\u003e was Tracy's best-selling second novel, and she is hugely grateful to George and Amal for timing their nuptials to tie-in so perfectly with publication of her third, \u003ci\u003eI Will Marry George Clooney (By Christmas)\u003c\/i\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eGet in touch with Tracy at tracybloom@hotmail.co.uk or follow her on twitter @TracyBBloom\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 276\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.58 x 8.5 x 5.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e October 30, 2014\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43922593316999,"sku":"9781502764454","price":16.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0601\/2623\/2711\/files\/wxsn8r5nZI9781502764454.webp?v=1771368398","url":"https:\/\/booksby.splitshops.com\/products\/i-will-marry-george-clooney-by-christmas-paperback","provider":"Books by splitShops","version":"1.0","type":"link"}