{"product_id":"i-will-not-go-the-f-k-to-sleep-paperback","title":"I Will NOT Go the F**k to Sleep - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eRichard Crasta\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBy the father of three children, eight books, and one kicking and screaming Inner Child that refuses to go to sleep or grow up, this anthology of nonconformist humor, a No.2 Amazon humor bestseller for 5 weeks, imagines: -What if the child ordered to Go the F**k to Sleep (in Adam Mansbach's zillion copy bestseller) decides to offer #resistance to adult fascism, using clever, child-like logic along with the occasional f-word? -Five thousand Indian yogis flown in to balance India's budget deficit by spilling coffee on their laps at five thousand McDonalds restaurants. -A Nuclear Weapons Fire Sale to balance America's budget deficit. By the author described by Kurt Vonnegut as \"very funny,\" this is not a book for children, but for adults who love absurd, satirical, and \"no sacred cows whatsoever\" humor. \"Hysterical and informative. For the rebel in you. Great style and humor\"--Linda J. Lundy, Amazon 5-star review \"Inspired silliness, Pythonesque goofiness, political bite.\"--Laurie Boris, Author of \"The Joke's on Me.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eRichard Crasta lives, eats, and breathes in cyberspace, but does not own a virtual cat. His three sons are now old enough to decide when and for how long they wish to sleep, but once upon a time, he was a little child who dared not talk back to the adults who commanded his to sleep. This book is his Inner Child getting back at all those fascist adults! [Really? Grow up!] The e-book version of this book, as well as a special paperback edition, has been published under the pen-name \"Benny Profane.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 130\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.28 x 8.5 x 5.51 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e December 08, 2011\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42118264946823,"sku":"9781466480179","price":13.48,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0601\/2623\/2711\/files\/e402504b245d00e33f404d729e79b5bf.webp?v=1732531811","url":"https:\/\/booksby.splitshops.com\/products\/i-will-not-go-the-f-k-to-sleep-paperback","provider":"Books by splitShops","version":"1.0","type":"link"}