{"product_id":"kinky-secrets-of-alice-trilogy-a-fairytale-for-adults-paperback","title":"Kinky Secrets of Alice Trilogy: A Fairytale for Adults - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eMelinda Duchamp\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE FIRST THREE BOOKS IN ONE PACKAGE!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eEighteen-year-old Alice is sexually unfulfilled. But then she follows a very special white rabbit to places beyond her wildest erotica imagination. There are no nice boys--or girls--down here. Only those who indulge in secret, forbidden, kinky fantasies. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eFrom escapades in a sexual Wonderland, to some hot encounters through the Looking Glass, and on to the infamous Hellfire Club, this isn't the fairy tale you grew up reading. This adults-only story is for those with sinful desires, who wish to explore erotic excess beyond the plain vanilla of everyday life. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThe bestselling erotica trilogy is now compiled into a single, full-length novel, ready and waiting for only the most adventurous readers. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eKINKY SECRETS OF ALICE TRILOGY by Melinda DuChamp\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFollow Alice down the rabbit hole, if you dare... \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eKinky Secrets of Alice Trilogy is 388 pages long, crammed full of the sexiest, kinkiest, and funniest adult romance you've ever read. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIt's erotica for smart people who like to laugh... just like you. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eWHAT READERS ARE SAYING: \u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"This is the funniest adult novel I've ever read!\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e - Anonymous \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"A surprisingly intelligent, well-written parody, and also very hot.\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e - A Different Anonymous \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"Sexy as hell. This is really going to turn you on.\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e - A turned-on woman who asked not to be named \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"Wow! If you were disappointed in other books that claim to be titillating, here's the cure. You won't be able to put it down.\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e - Jane Doe \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"I love my Kindle, because no one around me knows what's on it. Reading this ebook feels like I'm doing something wicked and daring.\" \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e- Jane Doe's BFF \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"You'll bookmark the whole thing. Trust me.\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e - A satisfied reader \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"My wife really benefited from me reading this.\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e - A friend of the author \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"Melinda DuChamp is my favorite author, because she came over and painted my house. Also, her book is pretty good.\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e - The author's cousin \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"I read it and returned it because I'm thrifty, but now I wish I'd kept it because there are some scenes I want to revisit.\" \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e- A cheapskate \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"Comic erotica! They should invent a new category called comerotica or erotomic. On second thought, that's pretty stupid.\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e - A man with too much time on his hands \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"My new safeword is DuChamp!\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e - An enlightened fan \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"I read it in one sitting, then had to go to the Emergency Room for a priapism.\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e - A man about to sue the author \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"Strawberry is my favorite flavor.\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e - A woman who likes strawberry \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"I also like chocolate.\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e - The same woman \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"I laughed out loud, then reached for my sleeping husband.\" \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e- Anonymous \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"I was sleeping, and then, WHAM!\" \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e- Anonymous's husband \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"During the love scenes, my Kindle got so hot it melted to my lap. Now I'm going to sue.\" \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e- Jane Doe's friend \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"I gave this to my boyfriend so he could learn something about a woman's needs, and now he can't take his hands (among other things) off me! Thanks Ms. DuChamp!\" \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e- A lucky lady \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"OMG! Now I'm having dirty thoughts about Humpty Dumpty! I'll never look at eggs the same way again!\" \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e- Jane Doe II \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"I think the author is making these quotes up.\" \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e- A woman who asked not to be named \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"Does Lewis Carroll know about this? Isn't he upset?\" \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e- A man who doesn't know Lewis Carroll Died in 1898 \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"Columbus is the capital of Ohio.\" \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e- A smarty pants \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"Do people even read book descriptions this far?\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e - A concerned fan \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eSo what are you waiting for? Read this book right now!\u003c\/i\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 388\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.8 x 9 x 6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e March 09, 2022\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43877857362055,"sku":"9798429256979","price":25.58,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0601\/2623\/2711\/files\/ksIs_ECX49798429256979.webp?v=1770677640","url":"https:\/\/booksby.splitshops.com\/products\/kinky-secrets-of-alice-trilogy-a-fairytale-for-adults-paperback","provider":"Books by splitShops","version":"1.0","type":"link"}