{"product_id":"lizard-tales-the-wit-and-wisdom-of-ron-shirley-paperback","title":"Lizard Tales: The Wit and Wisdom of Ron Shirley - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eRon Shirley\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe star of TruTV's hit show, \u003ci\u003eLizard Lick Towing\u003c\/i\u003e, shares stories of life as a small-town repo man, as well as the \"Ron-isms\" and \"Ron-osophy\" he is known for. \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eCrazier than a sack of rabid weasels?\u003cbr\u003eCountry as cornflakes?\u003cbr\u003eGooder than grits?\u003cbr\u003eYou bet he is! \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWeek after week, millions of viewers tune in to \u003ci\u003eLizard Lick Towing\u003c\/i\u003e to watch Ron Shirley outsmart the fist-swinging, gun-toting folks whose vehicles he's been hired to repossess. Staring danger in the face, Ron disarms them not with his size or his strength but with his wit--and especially with his trademark funny sayings that have come to be known as \"Ronisms.\" \u003cbr\u003e In \u003ci\u003eLizard Tales\u003c\/i\u003e, Ron takes readers on a side-splitting trip through his wacky, colorful life. Growing up and raising heck in the Carolina countryside--where sushi is still called \"bait\"--young Ronnie was known to gig frogs, mooch moonshine from his pops, hunt, and cruise the strip in Myrtle Beach. He continues to get himself into hilarious scrapes and jams as an adult by tarring a roof during a lightning storm, inviting an angry deer onto his cousin's brand-new boat, drinking (and fist-fighting) with a priest, matching wits with his wife, Amy, and running repo with his sidekicks at the towing company. So kick back, help yourself to some 'shine (if you got it), let Ron tell you some stories, and prepare yourself to get licked!\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eRon Shirley\u003c\/b\u003e is the star of TruTV's hit series \u003ci\u003eLizard Lick Towing\u003c\/i\u003e. He lives with his family in North Carolina.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 224\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.64 x 8.01 x 5.25 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e November 06, 2012\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43598912979079,"sku":"9780385347266","price":17.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0601\/2623\/2711\/files\/hGA7l5GrAC9780385347266.webp?v=1765616111","url":"https:\/\/booksby.splitshops.com\/products\/lizard-tales-the-wit-and-wisdom-of-ron-shirley-paperback","provider":"Books by splitShops","version":"1.0","type":"link"}