{"product_id":"no-such-thing-as-werewolves-paperback","title":"No Such Thing as Werewolves - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eChris Fox\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWARNING: \u003c\/b\u003e May Contain Werewolves.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA pyramid predating all known cultures appears without warning. Its discovery throws into question everything we know about the origins of mankind.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eInside lies incredible technology, proof of a culture far more advanced than our own. Something dark lurks within, eager to resume a war as old as mankind. When it is unleashed it heralds the end of our species' reign.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA plague of werewolves spreads across the world. A sunspot larger than anything in recorded history begins to grow. Yet both pale in comparison to the true threat, the evil the werewolves were created to fight.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"It's like Indiana Jones went through the Stargate and ended up in Aliens versus Predator.\" - One of the author's totally biased friends.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eBy day I am an iPhone developer architecting the app used to scope Stephen Colbert's ear. By night I am Batman. Ok maybe not. One can dream though, right? I've been writing since I was six years old and started inflicting my work on others at age 18. By age 24 people stopped running away when I approached them with a new story and shortly thereafter I published my first one in the Rifter. Wait you're still reading? Ok, the facts I'm supposed to list in a bio. As of this writing I'm 38 years old and live just north of the Golden Gate Bridge in the beautiful town of Mill Valley. If you're unsure how to find it just follow the smell of self-entitlement. Once you see the teens driving Teslas you'll know you're in the right place. I live in a tiny studio that I can cross in (literally) five steps and don't own an oven. But you know what? It's worth it. I love developing iPhone apps and if you want to work in San Francisco you accept that rent for a tiny place costs more than most people's mortgage. If you and about 2 million other people start buying my books I promise to move out of Marin to a house in the redwoods up in Guerneville. No pressure. Wait that's a lie. Pressure.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 442\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.9 x 9.02 x 5.98 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e October 29, 2014\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42116882464903,"sku":"9781502918277","price":21.58,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/booksby.splitshops.com\/products\/no-such-thing-as-werewolves-paperback","provider":"Books by splitShops","version":"1.0","type":"link"}