{"product_id":"oh-great-another-vampire-book-paperback","title":"Oh Great, Another Vampire Book - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eDiane Hunter\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRoman McClary is a New England vampire sired during the Revolutionary War. He vows to never create a vampire himself given the existential pain it imposes. Now 2018, a great war between humans and vampires is nigh. Therefore, in the spirit of global mayhem he sires his girlfriend, a journalism student named Sara Fielding. Being vampires will protect them in a war they're destined to win, right?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTurns out, Roman was backed up on \"life essence,\" the mysterious substance giving vampires their power. He accidentally turns Sara into a god. Oops! Good thing they get help from a counsel of vampire elders including an ancient Greek with an eating disorder, and a former Romanian shepherd with a fake southern accent.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe first in Hunter's satirical Oh Great series, readers journey through an absurd media landscape where Sara is viewed as a savior in our nation's cultural divide, a reviled social justice warrior, and everything in between. In her global treks to sow world peace, she unveils the cyclical nature of human folly while crafting a plan to save the planet. Also, vampires shop for makeup at Sephora, and she makes Tucker Carlson throw up on live TV.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 276\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.62 x 8 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e April 28, 2022\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42169518588039,"sku":"9780578395074","price":20.18,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0601\/2623\/2711\/files\/aff5947b6f5ec9bc0306bfd3f14e8a8b.webp?v=1733342037","url":"https:\/\/booksby.splitshops.com\/products\/oh-great-another-vampire-book-paperback","provider":"Books by splitShops","version":"1.0","type":"link"}