{"product_id":"only-fangs-paperback","title":"Only Fangs - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eEssie Summers\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAri Haywood has seen a lot of change in her 172 years, including the recent acceptance of vampires by humans. Sure, it's nice she no longer has to hide in the shadows, but she's also desperately broke. As her friends bemoan the disastrous dating scene (now full of cosplayers and tourists) Ari realises she can crush both problems with her genius idea for a vampire-only dating app. She even has a catchy name: Only Fangs. How hard could it be?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eVery, it turns out.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShe can't even find a vampire with the requisite skills to help her code it. Until she meets Brody Jackson. He's intelligent, qualified, and most importantly cheap. Unfortunately he's also a living, breathing human with the personality of a golden-retriever puppy. The fact that he's also kinda cute is irrelevant because Ari doesn't date. Ever.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBrody always looks on the bright side. Except that if he's honest, his dating decisions have been disastrous and he'd really rather not make another epic dating error... like, for instance, falling for his hot, vampire boss.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTROPES\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✤ \u003cstrong\u003eAge Gap. \u003c\/strong\u003eShe's older (like 143 years older)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✤ \u003cstrong\u003eOffice Romance.\u003c\/strong\u003e Kinda... Ari can't actually afford an office\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✤ \u003cstrong\u003eVampires\u003cem\u003e.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e But less slayer, more sexy. Blood sucking is strictly a bedroom activity\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✤ \u003cstrong\u003eGothic Country Mansion.\u003c\/strong\u003e And yes, there are secret tunnels\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✤ \u003cstrong\u003eHidden Identity.\u003c\/strong\u003e Because why wouldn't you try to pass off a human as a vampire to the High Council ����\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 390\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.97 x 7.81 x 5.06 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e October 02, 2026\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46362330628231,"sku":"9781911881018","price":20.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0601\/2623\/2711\/files\/E21CQhOBdB9781911881018.webp?v=1793292624","url":"https:\/\/booksby.splitshops.com\/products\/only-fangs-paperback","provider":"Books by splitShops","version":"1.0","type":"link"}