{"product_id":"people-are-unappealing-even-me-true-stories-of-our-collective-capacity-to-irritate-and-annoy-paperback","title":"People Are Unappealing: Even Me: True Stories of Our Collective Capacity to Irritate and Annoy - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eSara Barron\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBorn the child of a homo and a hypochondriac (Okay, okay. Her dad's not really a homosexual. He just acts like it. Her mom, however, really is a hypochondriac), Sara Barron never stood a chance of being normal. At age eleven, she starts writing porn (\"He humped me wildly with his wiener\"). At twelve, she gets mistaken for a trannie. The pre-op sort, no less. By seventeen, she's featured on the Jerry Springer Show. And that's all before she hits New York. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003ePeople Are Unappealing\u003c\/i\u003e tells the strange, funny, and sometimes filthy stories of Sara Barron's twisted suburban upbringing and deranged attempt at taking the Big Apple by storm-first as an actor (then a waiter), then a dancer (then a waiter), then a comic (then a waiter). It's there that she meets the ex-boyfriend turned street clown. The silk pajama-clad poet. The OCD Xanax addict who refuses to have sex wearing any fewer than three condoms. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eBarron has a knack for attracting the unattractive. \u003ci\u003ePeople Are Unappealing\u003c\/i\u003e is her wickedly funny look at the dark side of humanity.\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eSARA BARRON's work has appeared on Showtime's \u003ci\u003eThis American Life\u003c\/i\u003e, National Public Radio's\u003ci\u003e Weekend Edition\u003c\/i\u003e, and the \u003ci\u003eToday \u003c\/i\u003eshow and at the HBO Comedy Festival in Aspen, Colorado. She lives in Brooklyn, New York. This is her first book.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 224\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.49 x 8 x 5.24 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e March 10, 2009\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43754217734279,"sku":"9780307382450","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0601\/2623\/2711\/files\/JnW6VnuIxB9780307382450.webp?v=1769086355","url":"https:\/\/booksby.splitshops.com\/products\/people-are-unappealing-even-me-true-stories-of-our-collective-capacity-to-irritate-and-annoy-paperback","provider":"Books by splitShops","version":"1.0","type":"link"}