{"product_id":"please-do-not-shoot-me-in-the-face-paperback","title":"Please Do Not Shoot Me in the Face - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eBradley Sands\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA tour-de-force. A harrowing comic masterpiece. A timely novel that transcends the times. An instant American classic. This is what critics are not saying about Bradley Sands' latest magnum opus, Please Do Not Shoot Me in the Face: A Novel. A novel in three parts, Please Do Not Shoot Me in the Face: A Novel is the story of one boy detective, the worst ninja in the world, and the great American fast food wars. It is a novel of loss, destruction, and-incredibly-genuine hope. Please Do Not Shoot Me in the Face: A Novel contains three classic Bradley Sands novellas: \"Frankie Nougat and the Missing Heart,\" \"Cheesequake Smash-Up,\" and \"Apocalypse Ninja.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 224\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.51 x 8.5 x 5.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e November 02, 2011\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42111890456711,"sku":"9781621050100","price":24.46,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0601\/2623\/2711\/files\/27d325bbdf01b747f89b9599f5351190.webp?v=1732482556","url":"https:\/\/booksby.splitshops.com\/products\/please-do-not-shoot-me-in-the-face-paperback","provider":"Books by splitShops","version":"1.0","type":"link"}