{"product_id":"put-your-sh-t-away-a-bedtime-story-for-the-messy-hardcover","title":"Put Your Sh*t Away: A Bedtime Story For the Messy - Hardcover","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eKim Dallara\u003c\/b\u003e (Author), \u003cb\u003eAlexandra Rusu\u003c\/b\u003e (Illustrator)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"The characters in this book seem really familiar. I can't quite put my finger on why.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e--Author's Husband\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Well, I'm writing a book titled Quit Moving My Sh*t \"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e-- Author's Dad\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePut Your Sh*t Away: A Bedtime Story For the Messy is a quiet but pointed plea to people whose sh*t is everywhere. It looks like a children's book, but it most definitely is not. Using authentic language and gorgeous illustrations, Put Your Sh*t Away details real-life, often unspoken scenarios from boxes of floppy discs to dirty laundry sitting on the ground next to the hamper.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBuy this book for the messy person in your life. Gift it to them with no explanation, then wait for them to get the point, or not. Either way, we'll hope for the best.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 30\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.25 x 8.5 x 8.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e November 23, 2020\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42099164840071,"sku":"9781953910172","price":25.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0601\/2623\/2711\/files\/408feff4d10d7331d3365bd78867bc51.webp?v=1732371241","url":"https:\/\/booksby.splitshops.com\/products\/put-your-sh-t-away-a-bedtime-story-for-the-messy-hardcover","provider":"Books by splitShops","version":"1.0","type":"link"}