{"product_id":"she-stoops-to-conquer-paperback-2","title":"She Stoops to Conquer - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eOliver Goldsmith\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEnter MR. WOODWARD, dressed in black, and holding a handkerchief to his eyes. Excuse me, sirs, I pray-I can't yet speak- I'm crying now-and have been all the week. \"'Tis not alone this mourning suit,\" good masters: \"I've that within\"-for which there are no plasters  Pray, would you know the reason why I'm crying? The Comic Muse, long sick, is now a-dying  And if she goes, my tears will never stop; For as a player, I can't squeeze out one drop: I am undone, that's all-shall lose my bread- I'd rather, but that's nothing-lose my head. When the sweet maid is laid upon the bier, Shuter and I shall be chief mourners here. To her a mawkish drab of spurious breed, Who deals in sentimentals, will succeed  Poor Ned and I are dead to all intents; We can as soon speak Greek as sentiments  Both nervous grown, to keep our spirits up. We now and then take down a hearty cup. What shall we do? If Comedy forsake us, They'll turn us out, and no one else will take us. But why can't I be moral?-Let me try- My heart thus pressing-fixed my face and eye- With a sententious look, that nothing means, (Faces are blocks in sentimental scenes) Thus I begin: \"All is not gold that glitters, \"Pleasure seems sweet, but proves a glass of bitters. \"When Ignorance enters, Folly is at hand: \"Learning is better far than house and land. \"Let not your virtue trip; who trips may stumble, \"And virtue is not virtue, if she tumble.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 88\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.18 x 9.02 x 5.98 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e October 22, 2014\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42116876664967,"sku":"9781502930378","price":10.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0601\/2623\/2711\/files\/8f522145f54cc9d64df2efb7c2c2853e.webp?v=1732519493","url":"https:\/\/booksby.splitshops.com\/products\/she-stoops-to-conquer-paperback-2","provider":"Books by splitShops","version":"1.0","type":"link"}