{"product_id":"shithead-laureate-paperback","title":"Shithead Laureate - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eHomeless\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHello. I am Homeless. Soon your head will be my home. No... Your head is already my home. \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy thoughts are inside of you as you read this. Therefore, I am inside of you now. Living inside you. Walking around in my boxer briefs. Scratching my balls. Rearranging the mental furniture inside your head. Opening the space up in case I feel like entertaining. I plan on entertaining. Thank you for letting me live inside your head. Thank you for giving me a warm place to stay. At least for now. I am Homeless. Hello. Hello...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eHomeless lives in New York City. He is the author of the novel \"This Hasn't Been a Very Magical Journey So Far\" (Expat Press) and the short story\/poetry collection \"Please Buy This Book So I Can Feel Validated \u0026amp; (Finally) Love Myself\" (House of Vlad). If you'd like to reach him, you can find Homeless nestled on the virtual streets of obscurity at: instagram.com\/xoxohomeless twitter.com\/xoxohomeless\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 106\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.25 x 8 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e July 13, 2021\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42136174067847,"sku":"9781944866921","price":15.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0601\/2623\/2711\/files\/151187115d848352bac660d9c58e62a1.webp?v=1732658503","url":"https:\/\/booksby.splitshops.com\/products\/shithead-laureate-paperback","provider":"Books by splitShops","version":"1.0","type":"link"}