{"product_id":"sorry-wrong-afterlife-paperback","title":"Sorry, Wrong Afterlife - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eSusan Whiting Kemp\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLife is unpredictable, the afterlife even worse.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThrust too early into death (only thirty-two!), Leo Cooper wrestles with the confusion of how things work on the other side. It's an impossible undertaking, especially because someone has made a grave mistake. Leo and his lifelong friend Morris have been sorted into the wrong eternal resting place. The Afterlife of the Birds has no silken sheets, no sumptuous banquets, and no avocado toast.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat's more, Leo's wife is missing. While the search is on, Longtoe, God of Perfection, is hell-bent on damning this determined duo (and all humans) to eternal suffering.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHow can they fight a god who is (by definition) perfect? How can they gain allies in an unfamiliar hereafter with an absurd set of rules? Leo and Morris had better solve that head-scratcher before all of humanity becomes doomed to a rather unpleasant fate.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"I didn't know there were so many gods until after I died. I wish I'd read this book sooner.\"-Jane Austen\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Death is the perfect escape plan, and so is this novel. Highly recommend.\"-William Shakespeare\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 264\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.6 x 8.5 x 5.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e April 25, 2025\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44422116376711,"sku":"9781733645287","price":28.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0601\/2623\/2711\/files\/RIaRir50B9781733645287.webp?v=1775577029","url":"https:\/\/booksby.splitshops.com\/products\/sorry-wrong-afterlife-paperback","provider":"Books by splitShops","version":"1.0","type":"link"}