{"product_id":"the-last-coven-paperback","title":"The Last Coven: A Horror Comedy Epic Finale - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eRick Gualtieri\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHERE ARE REASONS WE FEAR THE NIGHT. HE MIGHT FINALLY BE ONE OF THEM.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy name's Bill Ryder and I'm in way over my head. My headaches include an egomaniacal goddess, a supernatural war with Sasquatch, and a dumbass prophecy I'm expected to fulfill. That's a whole lot of crap to heap on anyone's plate, much less an undead programmer from Brooklyn.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSadly, Armageddon isn't about to give me a breather. The White Mother, queen of all witches, is amassing her forces to exterminate everyone who stands in her way. On top of everything else, I'll need to find a way to stop her army of shapeshifters from tearing the world apart, all while somehow avoiding my predetermined fate of dying at the hands of the woman I love.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is it, no more second chances! It's finally time for me to master my powers, sort out my relationship issues, and figure out how to survive this date with destiny. Because if I can't get my act together, mankind will be plunged into everlasting darkness, everything will suck, and all of it will be entirely my fault.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e----------\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Last Coven delivers a monumentally sidesplitting journey full of geeky humor and Sasquatch-sized action. For horror comedy fans who crave a thrilling ride that blends laughter and suspense, this epic conclusion to the \u003cstrong\u003eTome of Bill\u003c\/strong\u003e series is a \u003cem\u003emust-read\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDon't miss out on this unforgettable tale of apocalyptic hilarity. Grab your copy today!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGenres: Horror Comedy, Urban Fantasy, Action \u0026amp; Adventure\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eContent Warning: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations, sophomoric humor\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eNot ready for the adventure to end? Then be sure to check out the sidesplitting sequel series: BILL OF THE DEAD\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 692\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1.71 x 8 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e June 19, 2021\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42159740485767,"sku":"9781940415413","price":33.1,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0601\/2623\/2711\/files\/fe5873176080f73889526b8630a463dc.webp?v=1733268895","url":"https:\/\/booksby.splitshops.com\/products\/the-last-coven-paperback","provider":"Books by splitShops","version":"1.0","type":"link"}