{"product_id":"the-second-nine-months-one-woman-tells-the-real-truth-about-becoming-a-mom-finally-paperback","title":"The Second Nine Months: One Woman Tells the Real Truth about Becoming a Mom. Finally. - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eVicki Glembocki\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI want to walk out of Target and leave Blair there, wailing . . . Nice people work at Target. Surely someone would take her home and care for her and buy her pretty things. So begins Vicki Glembocki's brutally honest yet hilarious memoir of her agonizing transition into motherhood. Why agonizing? Because no one told her how tough it would be. Finally, Glembocki lays out the truth about those first months with baby: the certainty that you're doing everything wrong; the desire to kill your husband, your mother, your dog; the struggle to balance who you were with whom you've become-a mother. Unlike any other book on motherhood, Glembocki breaks the New Mother Code of Silence, proving that \"maternal bliss\" is not innate, but learned. Funny and wise, she connects with new moms on a shockingly intimate level, letting them know that they are not alone.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eVicki Glembocki\u003c\/b\u003e is a columnist for \u003ci\u003eWomen's Health\u003c\/i\u003e and a writer-at-large at \u003ci\u003ePhiladelphia Magazine\u003c\/i\u003e. She, her husband, Thad, and her two daughters live in southern New Jersey.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 272\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.7 x 7.8 x 4.9 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e February 01, 2009\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44387992436871,"sku":"9780738212555","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0601\/2623\/2711\/files\/OWZUZ2xkeWJNb1VzdW5XSDlhM1NMdz09.webp?v=1775245762","url":"https:\/\/booksby.splitshops.com\/products\/the-second-nine-months-one-woman-tells-the-real-truth-about-becoming-a-mom-finally-paperback","provider":"Books by splitShops","version":"1.0","type":"link"}