{"product_id":"tietam-brown-paperback","title":"Tietam Brown - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eMick Foley\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you're one of those crying-to-your-shrink-cause-your-childhood-was-\u003ci\u003eSO\u003c\/i\u003e-hard type of people, you should probably read #1 \u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e Bestselling author Mick Foley's fiction debut, \u003cb\u003eTietam Brown\u003c\/b\u003e, for a reality check. Even if you're not one of \u003ci\u003ethem\u003c\/i\u003e, stop your whining and pick up the damn thing anyway. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAtietam \"Andy\" Brown is a seventeen year-old with a busted hand, and a missing ear. He's arrived at his father's house to start life anew after being raised alternately in foster homes and juvenile detention centers where his life hung by a thread on more than one occasion. With this fresh start in hand he hopes he's got a shot at completing his childhood like a normal kid. But when he realizes that his father's favorite activities are naked beer-guzzling weight lifting, and sleeping with his classmate's mothers, well, let's just say his prospects for the future are once again dimmed. That is, until he finds out that Terri, the hottest cheerleader in school, likes him. (Nice work, Andy ) \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eFunnier than professional wrestling and smarter than nuclear physics, \u003ci\u003eTietam Brown\u003c\/i\u003e is sure to pin you for a three-count to your reading chair.\u003ch3\u003eFront Jacket\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you're one of those crying-to-your-shrink-cause-your-childhood-was-\"SO-hard type of people, you should probably read #1 \"New York Times Bestselling author Mick Foley's fiction debut, Tietam Brown, for a reality check. Even if you're not one of \"them, stop your whining and pick up the damn thing anyway. \u003cbr\u003eAtietam \"Andy\" Brown is a seventeen year-old with a busted hand, and a missing ear. He's arrived at his father's house to start life anew after being raised alternately in foster homes and juvenile detention centers where his life hung by a thread on more than one occasion. With this fresh start in hand he hopes he's got a shot at completing his childhood like a normal kid. But when he realizes that his father's favorite activities are naked beer-guzzling weight lifting, and sleeping with his classmate's mothers, well, let's just say his prospects for the future are once again dimmed. That is, until he finds out that Terri, the hottest cheerleader in school, likes him. (Nice work, Andy!) \u003cbr\u003eFunnier than professional wrestling and smarter than nuclear physics, \"Tietam Brown is sure to pin you for a three-count to your reading chair.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eMick Foley grew up in East Setauket, New York. He is the author of \u003cb\u003eFoley Is Good: and the Real World Is Faker Than Wrestling\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eHave a Nice Day!: A Tale of Blood and Sweatsocks\u003c\/b\u003e, as well as two children's books. He wrestled professionally for fifteen years and was the three-time WWE champion. Foley lives with his wife and four children on Long Island.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 256\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.6 x 8.06 x 5.26 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e September 14, 2004\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41874243977351,"sku":"9781400034130","price":17.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0601\/2623\/2711\/files\/bc7a50936c6a640b18647a26551dcef2.webp?v=1734080771","url":"https:\/\/booksby.splitshops.com\/products\/tietam-brown-paperback","provider":"Books by splitShops","version":"1.0","type":"link"}