{"product_id":"when-i-make-it-to-heaven-im-going-straight-to-the-complaint-department-paperback","title":"When I Make It to Heaven, I'm Going Straight to the Complaint Department - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eJoel Reed\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA Conversation Between a Medical Doctor and God\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEver wonder why God gave us seemingly useless parts in this marvelous creation we call the human body? As a physician, I have not only wondered this over the years, but have felt God should be called to account for not correcting these errors. Why did he leave it up to doctors to have to scramble and patch up the ailments of the body? Some body parts are not engineered to last as long as they should and wear out too quickly. Some just don't function well in today's environment. Surely God could have done a better job to begin with, or, at least, could have modified them better to fit the slow process of evolution. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd why did he ever create mosquitoes? \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis book describes what I imagine a conversation with God would be like if I were to ask him the questions I've built up throughout the years. In the conversation, I call God to task for these blunders. He listens patiently, but then suddenly turns the tables on me. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI bet his reaction will surprise you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 44\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.12 x 8.5 x 5.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIllustrated:\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e July 19, 2017\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42110237966471,"sku":"9781632961266","price":20.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0601\/2623\/2711\/files\/3fe8843b60dc56f162e10b95e1126fba.webp?v=1732479602","url":"https:\/\/booksby.splitshops.com\/products\/when-i-make-it-to-heaven-im-going-straight-to-the-complaint-department-paperback","provider":"Books by splitShops","version":"1.0","type":"link"}