{"product_id":"where-the-f-ck-are-my-keys-a-search-and-find-adventure-for-the-perpetually-forgetful-paperback","title":"Where the F*ck Are My Keys?!: A Search-And-Find Adventure for the Perpetually Forgetful - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eHugh Jassburn\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cb\u003eFrom the bestselling author of \u003ci\u003e52 Things to Do While You Poo\u003c\/i\u003e, this playful puzzle book makes light of one of life's most maddening and relatable trials\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWe've all been there. Busy day ahead, running late, but no sign of your lesser-spotted keys! Just where the f*ck have they got to? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e What would normally induce all kinds of rage in real life can now be a source of mental stimulation and amusement with the help of this comical collection of visual puzzles. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e With great artistry and mischievous glee, bestselling author Hugh Jassbum has hidden your keys in a range of everyday and not-so-everyday environments. Among the dozens of intricately illustrated scenarios, you'll find the following challenges: \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e \u003cli\u003eSome genius has left them in the cutlery drawer\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eHow did they end up in the bathroom cabinet?\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eRescue your keys from a swarm of creepy-crawlies\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eYou've dropped them down the back of the sofa, so get rummaging\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eThey've fallen into a pit of snakes - good luck with that!\u003c\/li\u003e \u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003ci\u003eWhere the F*ck Are My Keys?\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003e !\u003c\/i\u003e is the perfect gift for those with a talent for misplacing their belongings - just don't be surprised if they lose this book as well.\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eHugh Jassburn has been pooing since 1974. After several months of producing a variety of stools (mostly in washable and reusable nappies) he moved on to disposables. By 1978 Hugh was a regular toilet user and hasn't looked back since. He is not a fan of cheap toilet paper, and strongly believes the flap should always be at the front of the roll. Hugh lives in Shitterton, Dorset, and dreams of one day moving to Pratt's Bottom in Kent.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 112\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.28 x 6 x 4 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e August 08, 2023\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42124753305735,"sku":"9781632280916","price":15.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0601\/2623\/2711\/files\/cecf1259e69c4938a23af706918be395.webp?v=1732572559","url":"https:\/\/booksby.splitshops.com\/products\/where-the-f-ck-are-my-keys-a-search-and-find-adventure-for-the-perpetually-forgetful-paperback","provider":"Books by splitShops","version":"1.0","type":"link"}