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Jokes for 7 Year Olds: Awesome Jokes for 7 Year Olds: Birthday - Christmas Gifts for 7 Year Olds

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Report copyright infringementby Linda Summers (Author)Q: How did the duck break the egg?He quacked it!You're only 7 once! So, enjoy it with the gift of laughter! Sure, to get the whole family groaning and your best friends rolling on the floor with laughter!Featuring: An awesome collection of side-splitting jokes for 7-year olds, that can be shared with the whole family! There's a 'From' box on the inside page, - so the giver can write their name, making an extra special gift- or an alternat...

Jokes for 8 Year Olds: Awesome Jokes for 8 Year Olds: Birthday - Christmas Gifts for 8 Year Olds

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Report copyright infringementby Linda Summers (Author)Why does the farmer not tell pigs secrets?a. Because it'll probably squeal.You're only 8 once! So, enjoy it with the gift of laughter! Sure, to get the whole family groaning and your best friends rolling on the floor with laughter!Featuring: An awesome collection of side-splitting jokes for 8-year olds, that can be shared with the whole family! There's a 'From' box on the inside page, - so the giver can write their name, making an extra s...

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Report copyright infringementby Gus Brito (Author)I don't know who killed Owen Barker. I just know it wasn't me. Number of Pages: 74 Dimensions: 0.18 x 9 x 6 IN Publication Date: March 11, 2013

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Report copyright infringementby Cyndy Wulfsberg (Author), Hope Mueller (Editor)Ghost or Guardian Workbook for the Pre-DeadThis is the companion workbook to Ghost or Guardian a Guidebook for the Pre-Dead. The workbook is a step-by-step guide to getting your affairs in order. After completing you will be confident that your friends and family won't curse you when you are gone. Number of Pages: 72 Dimensions: 0.2 x 10 x 8 IN Publication Date: January 28, 20...

How to Steal the Mona Lisa: and Six Other World-Famous Treasures

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Report copyright infringementby Taylor Bayouth (Author)A step-by-step guide for the craft of high stakes thievery In How to Steal the Mona Lisa, author Taylor Bayouth meticulously describes seven heists of priceless art and artifacts: the Hope Diamond, the "Mona Lisa," the Archaeopteryx Lithographica, Rodin's "Thinker," King Tut's golden death mask, the Crown Jewels, and the Codex Leicester. With this trusty guide, learn to: - Camouflage a getaway car. - Hack security systems. - Navigate air...

Just F*cking Vote: Humorous Picture Book With Poems and Quotations to Encourage Voting for Reluctant Voters and Graduates

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Report copyright infringementby Ralph Lane (Author)Who said picture books are only for kids? You're going to love this witty book of illustrated rhymes by Ralph Lane, author of all those hilarious, holiday Dad Jokes books. In 'Just F*cking Vote, ' Ralph provides a light-hearted look at some typical excuses for not voting and then provides rather blunt solutions to overcome those excuses. As with all of Ralph's books, it's filled with silly and nostalgic illustrations. You'll definitely want t...

El Libro de Dibujo Para Niños: 365 Cosas Diarias Para Dibujar, Paso a Paso (Actividades Para Niños, Aprender a Dibujar)

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Report copyright infringementby Woo! Jr. Kids Activities (Author)Como dibujar animales, rostros, y mas Esta guíiacute;a para dibujar paso a paso es esencial para todos los niñntilde;os! Consta 365 figuras para dibujar, se disfrutaráaacute;n mientras aprenden una nueva habilidad. Si sus hijos quieren aprender a dibujar niños, coches rápidos, o mascotas peludas, se deleitarán con El libro de dibujo para niños.Aprende a dibujar. Niños y niñas aprenden a convertir su creatividad en habilidad con ...

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Report copyright infringementby Lorraine L. Bettencourt (Author), Christalyn Jo Adams (Artist)The Laughter Came Afterby Lorraine BettencourtIn life, regret holds one's undying truths . . . time does not run in reverse mode. Unlike the TV remote, life cannot be rewound to relive a moment. It cannot be muted once your tongue delivers an embarrassing slip. Once something gets past your lips, it cannot be unheard. Wouldn't it be nice if we could access a rewind feature in our lives to relive cert...

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Report copyright infringementby Alexander Carstens (Author), Alexander Hart (Author)IN A WORLD where being EXTREME is priority numero uno, four radical dragons protect their city and the world from crime, injustice, and being totally effin lame.The Street Dragons are the fightingest, bitingest, hero team in the bustling metropolis of Cyclone City. They are a squad of four close-knit brothers; also, they happen to be dragons. Radical? Frick yes it is. Our scaled heroes stand for all that is go...

The World According to Cunk: An Illustrated History of All World Events Ever

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Report copyright infringementby Philomena Cunk (Author)Romans! Madrigals! The Dark Ages! Revolutions! Trumpets! The Oranges of The First World War! All of this (except trumpets) and more, is covered in this definitive, easy-clean history of all world history so far, written by the creator and star of the "blessedly stupid, wickedly smart" (Observer) Netflix documentary Cunk on Life, Philomena Cunk. Focussing on the inventions, art, and brainboxes that made the modern world the unbearable pl...

Horseshoes, Cowsocks & Duckfeet: More Commentary by NPR's Cowboy Poet & Former Large Animal Veterinarian

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Report copyright infringementby Baxter Black (Author)The world's bestselling cowboy poet and author of Cactus Tracks & Cowboy Philosophy is back in the saddle with a hilarious roundup of essays, commentaries, and campfire verse that speaks to the cowboy soul in each of us. "Baxter Black is Mark Twain served up with a little Groucho Marx."--The Weekly Standard Share in the wit and wisdom of Baxter Black, public radio's favorite former large animal veterinarian. Drawn in part from Baxter's ...

One in a Millennial: On Friendship, Feelings, Fangirls, and Fitting in

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Report copyright infringementby Kate Kennedy (Author)INSTANT NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLERNATIONAL BESTSELLERFrom pop culture podcaster and a voice of a generation, Kate Kennedy, a celebration of the millennial zeitgeistOne in a Millennial is an exploration of pop culture, nostalgia, the millennial zeitgeist, and the life lessons learned (for better and for worse) from coming of age as a member of a much-maligned generation. Kate is a pop culture commentator and host of the popular millennial-foc...

Out of Your Mind: The Biggest Mysteries of the Human Brain

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Report copyright infringementby Jorge Cham (Author), Dwayne Godwin (Author)From the creative brain behind WE HAVE NO IDEA, an introductory journey into your own mind--if your inner voice had a PhD in neuroscience, cracked jokes, and drew cartoons Why do you love? Why do you hate? What makes you happy? Every single thought you have comes from one place: your brain. But what makes it tick? How much of it have we decoded, and how much of it remains an impenetrable mystery? Join bestselling autho...

The Big Book of Barf: A Spewnami of Sick Science, Hurled History, and Body Oddities

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Report copyright infringementby Vicky Lorencen (Author), Remy Simard (Illustrator)Did you know that there are glasses to prevent motion sickness...Or that astronauts can get "space sick"...This hilarious and wacky illustrated book is jam-packed with silly facts, crazy activities, and even recipes (Barf-day cake, anyone?) that will have you learning all about the fascinating world of barf, our bodies, and beyond. Yes, barf is gross. But...it also kind of tells us a lot about how our bodies wor...

Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood

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Report copyright infringementby Drew Magary (Author)A sharp, funny, and heartfelt memoir from the author of The Night the Lights Went Out, The Hike, and The Postmortal about fatherhood and the ups and downs of raising a family in modern America No one writes about family quite like Drew Magary. In Someone Could Get Hurt, he reflects on his own parenting experiences to explore the anxiety, rationalizations, compromises, and overpowering love that come with raising children. In brutally honest...

X-Treme Latin: All the Latin You Need to Know for Survival in the 21st Century

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Report copyright infringementby Henry Beard (Author)In staff meetings and singles bars, on freeways and fairways, there are aggravating people lurking everywhere these days. But bestselling humorist Henry Beard has the perfect comeback for all prickly situations, offering a slew of quips your nemesis won't soon forget . . . or even understand.Beard's gift is his ability to make fun of popular culture and the current zeitgeist. In X-Treme Latin he provides Latin with an attitude, an indispensa...

Eat What You Want and Die Like a Man: The World's Unhealthiest Cookbook

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Report copyright infringementby Steve Graham (Author)Eat healthy and live to be 100? Screw that. Why choke down bland, mushy, steamed veggies and brown rice when there's so much fat-laden, calorie-rich, heart-bursting cuisine out there to be savored? Because you want to live? So you can spend your golden years wandering aimlessly around a Florida shopping mall and eating dinner at 2 in the afternoon? So your rotten kids can plop you into some hellhole of a nursing home the minute you forget...

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Report copyright infringementby Simon Rich (Author)After a riotous debut collection, Ant Farm, Simon Rich returns to mine more comedy from our hopelessly terrifying world. In the nostalgic opening chapter, Rich recalls his fear of the Tooth Fairy ("Is there a face fairy?") and his initial reaction to the "Got-your-nose" game ("Please just kill me. Better to die than to live the rest of my life as a monster"). He gets inside the heads of two firehouse Dalmatians who can't understand their mast...

The Experts Speak: The Definitive Compendium of Authoritative Misinformation (Revised Edition)

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Report copyright infringementby Victor S. Navasky (Author), Christopher Cerf (Author)Did you ever have the uneasy feeling the experts are not . . . well, expert? "Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau."--Irving Fisher, professor of economics at Yale University, October 17, 1929 "Forget it, Louis, no Civil War picture ever made a nickel."--Irving Thalberg's warning to Louis B. Mayer regarding Gone With the Wind "We don't like their sound. Groups of guitars are on the w...

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Report copyright infringementby Spalding Gray (Author)In middle age Spalding Gray has entered "the Bermuda Triangle of Health," that place where the body begins to break down in alarming and humiliating ways. His immediate problem is an eye complaint that could be corrected with minor surgery. But for the high priest of high anxiety, nothing is ever minor. And so Gray embarks on a crazed crusade for wellness that takes him from a Native American sweat lodge to a dictatorial nutritionist and, ...

If You Ask Me: The Collected Columns of America's Most Beloved and Irresponsible Critic

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Report copyright infringementby Libby Gelman-Waxner (Author)Hi. I'm Libby Gelman-Waxner, and I'm an assistant buyer in juniors' activewear. While I find my work both rewarding and creative, especially with the new knits coming in, I want more. And so I decided to become a film critic.... Move over, Siskel & Ebert. Watch out, Leonard Maltin. And just forget saving that aisle seat, Mr. Medved. Libby Gelman-Waxner has arrived -- in the critic's circle, that is -- and the silver screen may ne...

Little League Confidential: One Coach's Completely Unauthorized Tale of Survival

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Report copyright infringementby Bill Geist (Author)One coach's completely unauthorized tale of survival, set in the manicured sandlots of suburban New Jersey Bill Geist, semi-permanent coach of Curl Up 'N Dye's Fighting Hairdressers, brings us a riotously funny record of an institution and its inmates--the innocent kids, the ruthless coaches, the shameless moms, and the litigious dads. Just when it seems that Little League may be no place for a kid, this all-star line-up of conniving commissi...

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Report copyright infringementby Lea Delaria (Author)Rule #10: Learn all the rules...then break them. Lea DeLaria has been breaking rules all her life. Now she offers some of her own.... Cross Howard Stern with Sandra Bernhardt, add a one-two punch, and you have stand-up comic Lea DeLaria, who plays to rave reviews on and off the Broadway stage. Now, in this uproarious collection of essays, DeLaria shares her Modern Day Ten Commandments and X-Rated Rules for the World with anyone bold enough t...

The Unofficial Gay Manual: Living the Lifestyle (or at Least Appearing To)

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Report copyright infringementby Kevin DiLallo (Author), Jack Krumholtz (Contribution by)Profusely illustrated with drawings, The Unofficial Gay Manual is hip enough to titillate the most jaded urbanite, and wholesome enough to take home to Mom -- an absolute must-have for gay men, their families and friends, and a hilarious eye-opener for just about everyone else. With essays, multiple-choice and true-false tests, lists, sidebars, and charts, the manual explains it all for you with items like...

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Report copyright infringementby Fred A. Bernstein (Author)Twenty-five fascinating, revealing interviews with the mothers of twenty-five high-achieving Jewish people, including the mothers of Stephen Spielberg, ex-convict Abbie Hoffman, Nobel Medalist Rosalyn Yalow, and more.Like other mothers in the book, Clara, who died recently, exemplified a life of hard work and sacrifice, as well as worry about her child when a teacher told her Rosalyn was a genius. ("I never met the man Einstein but I h...

The Ultimate: The Great Armchair Debates Settled Once and for All

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Report copyright infringementby William Poundstone (Author)A humorous trivia book that has the official and final word on what qualifies as the coolest, the best, the toughest, the most, and of course the ultimate. Readers will enjoy learning which rollercoaster is the best, and what was the most ingenious college prank. Those are only a sample of this trivia book that will entertain all readers.Author BiographyWilliam Poundstone studied physics at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology. H...

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Report copyright infringementby Neil Simon (Author)The eight plays in the second volume of The Collected Plays of Neil Simon bear eloquent witness to the unique genius of a master playwright who so magnificently blended the joy of laughter and the love of life. This volume includes: - Little Me- The Gingerbread Lady- The Prisoner of Second Avenue- The Sunshine Boys- The Good Doctor- God's Favorite- California Suite- Chapter Two- And an Introduction by the author: "As Time Flies By" Nothing ca...

The Darwin Awards II: Unnatural Selection

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Report copyright infringementby Wendy Northcutt (Author)The hilarious New York Times bestselling phenomenon and the perfect funny gift! The Darwin Awards II: Unnatural Selection brings together a fresh collection of the hapless, the heedless, and the just plain foolhardy among us. Salute the owner of an equipment training school who demonstrates the dangers of driving a forklift by failing to survive the filming of his own safety video. Gawk at the couple who go to sleep on a sloping roof. Wi...

I Lost Everything in the Post-Natal Depression

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Report copyright infringementby Erma Bombeck (Author)A collection of mordantly hilarious and sharply-observed stories on motherhood from the bestselling author of Family--The Ties That Bind . . . And Gag! Erma Bombeck has learned a few things about children and family over the years--and in a way that is uniquely and wonderfully her own, she shares everything she knows with her readers. Whether it's cleaning up after the kids and him, or expendable mothers-in-law, Erma Bombeck gets to the hea...

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Report copyright infringementby Kate Clinton (Author)Let's get one thing straight. I'm not. I'm out and proud. When I'm out and it's raining I carry an umbrella. I used to be in but I hate the smell of mothballs. My closet was huge, complete with a foyer, turnstile, a few dead bolts, and a burglar alarm that had to be deactivated before I could even touch the door handle. And then there was the storm door. It wasn't until I had lived and slept with a woman for a year that it occurred to me to...

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Report copyright infringementby The Harvard Lampoon (Author)About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Second, there was a vampire part of him-which I assumed was wildly out of his control-that wanted me dead. And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he had kissed me. And thus Belle Goose falls in love with the mysterious and sparkly Edwart Mullen in the Harvard Lampo...

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Report copyright infringementby Judy Haveson (Author)Judy Haveson always believed she would one day "have it all." Then she turned forty and wondered if she had waited too long. After countless failed first dates and fewer second ones, she finally found love, got married, and became a mother at forty-three.Oldest Mom on the Playground is a collection of relatable, heartwarming, and humorous essays. Written in her signature conversational style and with a touch of sarcasm, Judy takes readers o...