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Report copyright infringementby Jack Weyland (Author)They say opposites attract. That's certainly true for Mandy and Dave, who meet at a BYU ward opening social. In high school Mandy participated in all sports, including rodeo, and is now a P.E major. Dave's dream is to become an opera singer. One thing they have in common is a willingness to learn from each other. After they get married, they move to Philadelphia where Dave attends a college for aspiring opera singers, and Mandy becomes a st...

Take my Wife: Hilarious Jokes of Love and Marriage

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Report copyright infringementby Hugh Morrison (Author)'I've left three notes scattered around the house for my girlfriend. They say "Will", "You" and "Me". That will keep her busy whilst I watch the football on TV.'Customer (in bookshop): Do you have a book called 'Husband, the Head of the Household'?Assistant: Try the fantasy section.This book is packed with jokes, funny stories, one-liners and quotes taking a wry look at love, dating, weddings and married life. Whether you're making a best ...

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Report copyright infringementby Craig Hart (Editor), Allison Hawn (Author)Has being late to work due to dancing clowns ever been a problem for you? Have you ever had to defend yourself against a giant iguana? Does the overture to The Music Man make you violently twitch? In Life is a Circus Run by a Platypus readers are immersed into what it would be like to live every day as if a herd of ballerinas were chasing you, without the inconvenience of actually having to run. This collection of truly...

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Report copyright infringementby G. K. Chesterton (Author)"Shall I tell you the secret of the whole world? It is that we have only known the back of the world. We see everything from behind, and it looks brutal. That is not a tree, but the back of a tree. That is not a cloud, but the back of a cloud. Cannot you see that everything is stooping and hiding a face? If we could only get round in front--" --- G.K. Chesterton, The Man Who Was Thursday The Man Who Was Thursday, A Nightmare G. K. CHE...

Under the Bell Curve: Random Essays from a Mensa(R) Member

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Report copyright infringementby Teresa Fisher (Author)Have you ever... - cruised in a towboat towing barges down the Ohio River? - visited crop circles? - attended a live sex show in Amsterdam? - been in an emergency landing in a commercial airliner? - interacted with a serial rapist at his desolate hunting grounds? - been moments away from eating feces-infused pancakes? - waded naked, thigh-deep in a lake infested with water moccasins? - had Kris Kristofferson flirt with you? - drunk wine th...

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Report copyright infringementby Johnny B. Laughing (Author)Knock Knock!: Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids Get ready to laugh with this hilarious collection of knock knock jokes for kids! Packed with silly punchlines and clever wordplay, this joke book will keep children laughing for hours at home, on the go, or anywhere fun is needed.Knock knock jokes are a classic favorite that never go out of style. They're easy to remember, fun to share, and perfect for early and beginner readers ages 6-10...

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Report copyright infringementby Larry Gravatt (Illustrator), Larry Gravatt (Author)Anabella is a big pink elephant who is not liked by others because of the way she looks, when her friend, a blind mouse, shows how much fun and loving she really is, all the other animals realize that she is just like them. Number of Pages: 28 Dimensions: 0.07 x 8.5 x 8.5 IN Publication Date: June 11, 2015

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Report copyright infringementby Johnny B. Laughing (Author)400+ Funny Jokes: Hilarious Joke Book for Kids Get ready to laugh out loud with this massive collection of 400+ funny jokes! Packed with clean humor, silly puns, and laugh-out-loud fun, this joke book is perfect for keeping kids entertained at home, on long trips, or anywhere they need a good giggle.Joke telling helps kids build reading confidence, improve social skills, and develop creativity-and this book delivers hours of entertain...

The Fart Book: The Funny Farting Book for Kids

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Report copyright infringementby Mark Mulle (Author)Are you one of those people who thinks that farting is the funniest thing on the planet? Is pooting your favorite past time? "The Fart Book: The Funny Farting Book for Kids" offers fartacular fun activities for you. In this book, there are experiments to see what foods and fabrics produce the greatest gas blasts! There are pranks that you can use to gross out your friends. There are techniques to help you make a variety of farty noises and so...

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Report copyright infringementby Paul Wallis (Author)Gardening is a state of mind is about the mindset of gardeners. If you've ever had a family, a garden, and the sort of fun only gardening can provide, you'll appreciate this book. Number of Pages: 220 Dimensions: 0.46 x 9 x 6 IN Publication Date: June 09, 2015

Jar Jar Wars, Episode IV: A New Dope: The Novelization Parody

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Report copyright infringementby Paul a. Erickson (Author)This parody novelization is intended to help George Lucas (writer-director of the films THX 1138 and American Graffiti) finally get the recognition he deserves for a science fiction/fantasy film he did in 1977. The film featured characters that were too bizarre for most people: a princess, a wizard, a sasquatch, a guy in a black diving helmet. Jar Jar Wars humanizes these characters and makes them accessible at last, perhaps providing a...

Jewish Jokes: Gags and Funny Stories in the Great Jewish Tradition

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Report copyright infringementby Hugh Morrison (Author)You shouldn't read this book if: you think Yom Kippur is a kind of fish...you see a menorah and ask 'is that from IKEA?'...you think a minyan is a cartoon character...you think seder is an alcoholic drink made from apples...when somebody asks 'why is this night different from all other nights' you reply 'the clocks go forward?' You should read this book if you like traditional Jewish gags and funny stories about worried mothers, hen-pecked...

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Report copyright infringementby Giles Curtis (Author)Travis's life is perfection. He has the looks, the car, the apartment and the women. Lots of women. Debbie says the sex is revelatory, which doesn't help Sheryl. And then there's Colin. Colin's life is bleak and without hope, and his sex life is so inconsequential that it is hard to assign it a proclivity in any direction. All Colin's dreams come true when, thinking he's working for MI6, he shadows Travis's life and goes on a journey of org...

1001 Reasons Why EastEnders Is Pony!: The Encyclopaedic Guide To Everything That's Wrong With Britain's Favourite Soap

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Report copyright infringementby Garry Bushell (Author)Britain's best-known TV critic has a love/hate relationship with our most loved, and most ridiculed soap opera. Having never missed an episode, Garry Bushell now brings devotees and detractors alike this hilarious guide to the cock-ups, continuity errors, character re-writes and ludicrous plot-lines that make up BBC TV's biggest show. This book is the perfect way to cheer up those who hate the soap - and to bring a smile to the lips of tho...

Hitting Your Funny Bone: Writing Stand-up Comedy And Other Things That Make You

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Report copyright infringementby Geoffrey James Neill (Author)A step by step guide for the budding stand-up comedian to develop fresh original material and craft it into great performance. Get rid of your stand-up comedy writing writer's block! How can your elbow's anatomy can help you grow your funny? Learn to write to your own sense of humor, perform, and assess yourself. Now you have an edge in entering the comedy world! Become clear on what your comedy special powers are. Edit and secretly...

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Report copyright infringementby Oscar Wilde (Author)An Ideal Husband Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900) An Ideal Husband is an 1895 comedic stage play by Oscar Wilde which revolves around blackmail and political corruption, and touches on the themes of public and private honour. The action is set in London, in "the present", and takes place over the course of twenty-four hours. "Sooner or later," Wilde notes, "we shall all have to pay for what we do." But he adds that, "No one should be entirely judg...

Carolina Panthers Dirty Joke Book: The Perfect Book For the Person Who Hates the Carolina Panthers

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Report copyright infringementby Rich Sims (Author)A funny joke book about the Carolina Panthers Football. It is filled with dirty jokes about your favorite Carolina Panthers fan you love to hate. It makes a great gift or a book to share with friends. You will be telling these jokes over and over again to your laughing friends.Author BiographyThis book was written by Rich Sims who is a stand-up comedian based out of Orlando, Florida. He has written several books and appears across the country ...

Pickup Lines: The Ultimate Book of Pickup Lines. Over 200 Funny, Clever, Cheeky and Adult Pickup Lines and Comebacks

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Report copyright infringementby Puma Pants (Author)Pickup LinesThe Ultimate Book of Pickup Lines. Over 200 Funny, Clever, Cheeky and Adult Pickup Lines and Comebacks So, you want to brush up on your pickup lines? Well at Puma Pants we have got your back. We know what it's like to approach a nice piece of crumpet, only to realize that you have nothing to say and to just end up standing there awkwardly looking at her chesticles. We are also fully aware this this book is great for reading while ...

Green Bay Packers Football Dirty Joke Book: The Perfect Book For People Who Hate the Green Bay Packers

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Report copyright infringementby Rich Sims (Author)A funny joke book about the Green Bay Packers Football. It is filled with dirty jokes about your favorite Green Bay Packers fan you love to hate. It makes a great gift or a book to share with friends. You will be telling these jokes over and over again to your laughing friends.Author BiographyThis book was written by Rich Sims who is a stand-up comedian based out of Orlando, Florida. He has written several books and appears across the country ...

Kids Jokes: Discover Over 250 Jokes, Made Just for Kids in this Huge Kids Joke Book

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Report copyright infringementby Puma Pants (Author)Over 250 of the Best Kids Jokes in the World! Encourage Your Kids to Read with Humor! Kids Jokes - Discover Over 100 Jokes, Made Just for Kids in this Huge Kids Joke Book We have narrowed down our favorite kids jokes to a list of over 250, of the most hilarious childrens jokes we could think of. We know that getting kids to read can be a bit of a challenge, but when you give them something they really want to read, such as a book of funny jok...

Trumps Dumps: Outrageous Donald Trump Quotes that could Sway your Presidential Vote: Donald Trump for President 2016?

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Report copyright infringementby Michael Joshua (Author)"Sadly, she's no longer a 10" "If _______ can't satisfy her husband what makes her think that she can satisfy America?""_____'s disgusting both inside and out. You take a look at her, she's a slob. She talks like a truck driver, she doesn't have her facts, she'll say anything that comes to her mind.""Listen you m--f--, we're going to tax you 25 percent!"Love him or hate him, Donald trump is the master of great quotes! From his negotiating...

Grandma's Old Sayings: And other bits of homespun philosophy

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Report copyright infringementby Delores McDonell (Author)Old expressions, legends, philosophy, humor and poetry that are primarily based on stories related by country folk from the rural central United States. Number of Pages: 42 Dimensions: 0.09 x 9.02 x 5.98 IN Publication Date: November 11, 2015

Retirement Jokes: A Little Book of Quips and Quotes

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Report copyright infringementby Hugh Morrison (Author)'I see you've just turned 64. When are you thinking of retiring?' 'Constantly!'Most retirement jokes are just about old age, but this little book is packed with quips and quotes about retirement itself, making it suitable for anyone planning a retirement speech or looking for a retirement gift. So put on your slippers, light your pipe and sit back for a 'lump sum' of laughter! Number of Pages: 44 Dimensions: 0.09 ...

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Report copyright infringementby Elizabeth Gaskell (Author)Elizabeth Gaskell's The Life of Charlotte Brontë (1857) is a landmark biography of one great Victorian woman novelist by another. Gaskell was a friend of Charlotte Brontë, and, having been invited to write the official life, determined both to tell the truth and to honour her friend. She contacted those who had known Charlotte and travelled extensively in England and Belgium to gather material. She wrote from a vivid accumulation of le...

Judge Bubba's Christmas Letters: 1995 - Present

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Report copyright infringementby H. Sage Morgan (Author)Judge Bubba is now a semi-retired judge, living on a farm with his wife of 39 years, R.D., and their golden retriever, Sam Houston. Bubba and R.D. operate a horse boarding stable on their property. R.D. says sometimes Bubba has the brain of a gnat. But Bubba disagrees: If he's so stupid how'd he know the name of that insect is spelled with a silent g? His annual Christmas letters chronicle the misadventures and travails of Judge Bubba, hi...

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Report copyright infringementby Nida Natinga Raisanen (Author)CEBUANO EDITION A collection of Cebuano-language jokes from the Philippines. Great fun to laugh at when you're bored! Remember, laughter is the best medicine. Number of Pages: 82 Dimensions: 0.17 x 7.99 x 5 IN Publication Date: January 07, 2016

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Report copyright infringementby F. W. Fairholt (Illustrator), Thomas Wright (Author)A History of Caricature and GrotesqueIn Literature and ArtBy Thomas WrightFULLY ILLUSTRATEDThe Illustrations Drawn and Engraved by F. W. FairholtI have felt some difficulty in selecting a title for the contents of the following pages, in which it was, in fact, my design to give, as far as may be done within such moderate limits, and in as popular a manner as such information can easily be imparted, a general v...

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Report copyright infringementby Anil Bhalla (Author)"I love politicians. I can always rely on them to have fewer scruples than I do." "Old age is not as bad as it seems. It allows you to make excuses for things that you never did well anyway." "Free speech is entirely desirable, unless someone uses it to disagree with you." Anil Bhalla isn't afraid to say what we're all thinking in this hilarious new book of quotations, observations, and ruminations on everyday living and the state of the mod...

The Branwell Snitbook: The Complete Branwell Snit Cat Comix

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Report copyright infringementby Andrew D. Hottle (Introduction by), Morgan Sanders (Author)The feline antics of Branwell F. Snit provided weekly entertainment for readers of a New York City community newspaper in the mid-1970s. For the first time, the complete set of Branwell cat comics is available in a single book. Reproduced from the artist's original drawings, each amusing installment is featured on its own page. Also included is the story of the real Branwell F. Snit, a prodigy cat whose...

How to Stamp Your Man Card: 201 Activities and Adventures to Help You Become The Man You Want To Be

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Report copyright infringementby Bill Faudel (Author), Sean M. Cooper (Author)Be a man. Be a better man. Raise better men than we have before. That's how you stamp your man card. How to Stamp Your Man Card uses humor to discuss the current state of masculinity while providing a list of activities to reinforce or build your own sense of manliness. With a surprisingly positive view towards women, How To Stamp Your Man Card is about men challenging themselves - and each other - to do better and b...

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Report copyright infringementby Ronn Medow (Author)This little book, The Walmart Cashier, is really "Off the Wal." It has Walmart Stories--the stories are all true--like this one: Returning to the sales floor after a break, I was approached by a woman who saw my name tag. "Sir, can you tell me where the nuts are?" "Ma'am," I said, "this is Walmart. The nuts are everywhere." This admittedly quirky book has trivia questions like "Which U.S. presidents died on the 4th of July?" It has an unusual...

Learn to Love Foreskin: A Guide for Natural Men and Their Lovers

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Report copyright infringementby Joke Journals (Author)Disclaimer: This is not a real book. Learn to Love Foreskin is a blank journal that only contains a single chapter of text and over 140 ruled pages to write in. It is a work of satire that is meant to be a "gag book" to prank unsuspecting friends and family! If you or your lover is still intact, you've got every reason to celebrate! Due to popular culture misconceptions and propaganda, many people think being uncircumcised is something to ...