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Report copyright infringementby Jeff Clothier (Author)The White Anglo-Saxon Protestant Bachelor's Survival Guide and Cookbook is the hilarious story of one man's attempt to grow up in America's Heartland--with recipes!!! Author, chef and WASPB himself, Jeff Clothier serves up a warm-hearted tribute to family, friends, females and food as an example to uncertain young men everywhere--and to the patient people who love them. Learn: The two ESSENTIAL kitchen appliances for the single guy besid...

This Is Your Captain Speaking: A Common Sense Manual for Keeping Your Wings Level

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Report copyright infringementby Captain Ed Owen (Author)While admittedly somewhat limited (about the width and height of an aircraft windscreen) and woefully short of the "big picture", the pilot's perspective offers some unique insights into the vagaries of life. Those insights are presented in This Is Your Captain Speaking as a series of tales that, while amusing and lighthearted, give reason to pause and think. Put your seatbacks into the full-upright and locked position, stow and lock you...

Goin' Up and Lookin' Down: The Book about Flying, Airplanes, Pilots, Airports, Plane People, and Plane Stuff.

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Report copyright infringementby Lynn R. Butch Pinson (Author)Goin' Up And Lookin' Down relates true stories of learning to fly, tackling a taildragger, stupid things pilots do, and the author's flying friends, acquaintances, and loved ones. A sometimes serious, sometimes goofy, sometimes humorous book about flying, airplanes, pilots, airports, plane people, and plane stuff. Anyone who loves flying or just has a fleeting interest in the subject will enjoy this book. "Be careful though, you may...

Geese Mate for Life: An Email Diary between Two Real Women

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Report copyright infringementby Louise Green (Author), Jo-Anne Kyriakou (Author)"They say that geese mate for life. I have to wonder what's going through their minds when they're flying. Are they thinking, 'My mate isn't flying in front of me long enough and how selfish is he and why can't he stay in formation for one minute?' I doubt it. They seem to stick together no matter what." In a charming twist on the traditional correspondences form of a novel, Geese Mate for Life is the hilarious e-...

Yale's Ironmen: A Story of Football & Lives in the Decade of the Depression & Beyond

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Report copyright infringementby William N. Wallace (Author)Princeton and Rutgers played the first game, in 1869. But it was at Yale where football evolved and no institution has a more meaty history of the sport. Yale was the first college to record 800 victories, that milestone reached in the year 2000. Sixty-six years before, a more significant triumph came unexpectedly to the Bulldogs on Princeton's field and from that contest emerged Yale's Ironmen. They were supposed to lose by at least ...

Sunday Drives: Nostalgic Reminiscing with the Best of Burma-Shave

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Report copyright infringementby Michael Larson (Author), Jill Larson Sundberg (With)The Burma-Shave craze reached its zenith during the 1950s, with more than 7,000 signs posted across the United States. To market Burma-Shave, Allen Odell, an advertising wordsmith, devised the concept of sequential signs to sell his shaving cream. Typically, six signs were erected, with each of the first five containing a line of verse, and the sixth trumpeting the brand name. Burma-Shave signs appeared in eve...

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Report copyright infringementby Justin C. Locke (Author) Number of Pages: 194 Dimensions: 0.45 x 8.5 x 5.5 IN Publication Date: January 23, 2012

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Report copyright infringementby Daniel Chen (Author), Denis O'Sullivan (Author)Destined to be a classic, Dating for Engineers is the first book of its kind to show engineers and scientists how to use their superior analytical skills to win the heart of the woman of their dreams. Read it and discover: - The inherent advantages of engineers over the rest of society - Mathematical proof that you're not getting enough sex - How the theories of Bertrand Russell and Kurt Gödel can lead to a threeso...

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Report copyright infringementby Larry Murdock (Author)A collection of essays on outmoded phrases and words we still use in everyday speech, told with the help of childhood memories, bits of Midwestern history, and liberal dashes of humor. Number of Pages: 216 Dimensions: 0.49 x 9 x 6 IN Publication Date: February 13, 2008

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Report copyright infringementby Jon Smith (Author)Jon Smith, noted anagramic archeologist, presents a discovery of monumental religious significance -- the Pastafarian Quatrains. The astonishing truth of this epic masterpiece is that each line comes directly from the Deity, uncontaminated by human hands and fingers. The Quatrains consist of 128 anagram Spaghettigrams -- raw, direct, and unaltered -- from "flying spaghetti monster" Himself. Ponder the timeless battle between simple truth and o...

Memoirs of a Muppets Writer: (You mean somebody actually writes that stuff?)

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Report copyright infringementby Joseph A. Bailey (Author)In his 20 year affiliation with Jim Henson's Muppets Joseph A. Bailey was a staff writer on both Sesame Street and The Muppet Show. He also co-wrote the television specials Big Bird in China, Christmas Eve on Sesame Street and Rocky Mountain Holiday, starring John Denver and the Muppets on location in Aspen, Colorado. Additionally, Mr. Bailey wrote Sesame Street song lyrics, albums, five 90-minute Sesame Street Live! musicals, Muppet Bu...

Snafu: A Hysterical Memoir About Why the Government Doesn't Work

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Report copyright infringementby Ellen Roberge (Author)Enjoy the hysterically amusing, some astonishing, and irreverent but true stories of the Federal Government as I lived it for 28 years.There is something here for everyone who's ever had to deal with the Government. It will most certainly appeal to the 14.6 million currently employed Federal civil service employees, as well as all retirees (they may not like what I've written, but they'll be hard pressed to dispute it).Author BiographyElle...

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Report copyright infringementby Phil Wells (Author)In Dudesong, the Coen Brothers' cult classic film "The Big Lebowski" is reimagined in the style of a Homeric epic poem. All the fans' favorite characters are here and no moment from the film is missed in this meticulous translation. Follow along with The Dude as an unfortunate act of vandalism thrusts him into a world of ransom and rewards, pornography and high art, white Russians and pale Germans. A hero's tale deserves a heroic format, and ...

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Report copyright infringementby Tim O'Neill (Author)Get ready for laughter with Tobacco is not a Vegetable's blend of lovable and colorful characters. Very funny! The tale begins in the future in the Waiting Room outside St. Peter's Gate. We are introduced to Big Iowa whom Tim O'Neill has chosen to present his marginal case for entry into Heaven. Big Iowa has access to the hundred-plus characters in the fifty two life lessons that comprise Tobacco is not a Vegetable. It is a long shot, but ma...

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Report copyright infringementby Ella Bop (Author)Hey pregnant ladies! Looking for something fun to do between bouts of morning sickness or waiting for cervical effacement to kick in? Grab your crayons or colored pencils and let loose on this beautifully illustrated coloring book depicting the most precious and magical moments in a pregnant woman's life: edema, pregnancy acne, strange people rubbing your belly, semi-hysterical husbands, delivery table "accidents," forceps, birthing pools, and ...

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Report copyright infringementby Greg Fox (Author)Finally, the first volume of Kyle's Bed & Breakfast is available in print again, thanks to Sugar Maple Press. For those unfamiliar with the addictively fun-filled series, Kyle's B&B is a syndicated comic strip focused on the lives of a group of quirky, (and often hunky!), gay men living in a harbor town B&B in the northeastern USA. Closeted minor-league baseball player Brad, corporate shark Lance, gossip-loving fashionista Richard, ...

Chickens! Illustrated Chicken Breeds A to Z

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Report copyright infringementby Sarah Rosedahl (Author)An illustrated look at chicken breeds from A-Z. The author has uniquely captured the whimsical nature of chickens through these fun illustrations and facts. Chicken lovers and friends alike will cluck over this book! Sarah's whimsical chicken art from "Chickens! Illustrated Chicken Breeds A to Z" is now featured on rain boots and shoes by Sloggers.com!Author BiographySarah Rosedahl is an artist and recovering software engineer. After work...

Stones for Sanity: Prison humor from an old jail guard.

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Report copyright infringementby Ron Nagy (Author)Prison humor from an old jail guard.The Author is a retired Prison Guard who resides in Western New York State.Everyone came to jail for various reasons. I was hired as a jail officer. I felt I could make a positive difference in the lives of especially the younger first time offenders. I began one of the biggest and longest lessons of my life. Humor is one positive outlet of inner tensions for both Inmates and Officers. This book is about the ...

An Unexpected Parody: The Unauthorized Spoof of The Hobbit Movie

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Report copyright infringementby Valerie Estelle Frankel (Author)An Unexpected Parody: The Unauthorized Spoof of The Hobbit revisits the film with mayhem, mirth, and magic missiles-or at least, crumpled newspaper missiles. Torn Teepeeshield, the Hot Prince of the Dwarves, puts aside his developing stardom in dwarf cabaret to quest to the Lame Old Mountain and destroy the dragon Erpolushun, or in the common tongue, Smog. Gonedaft the Grey, formerly known as Gonedaft the Grizzled and Gonedaft of...

Fart Book: The Little Boy Who Couldn't Stop Farting

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Report copyright infringementby Geryn Childress (Author)It's been called the funniest children books in the world. I'm sure parents with kids can relate to this story. This mischievous kid has made it his duty(no pun intended) to let the whole world know just how much he loves to fart, he just can't stop farting on people. I'm sure you'll all have a good laugh as you embark on this journey with "The Little Boy Who Couldn't Stop Farting".Author BiographyGeryn Childress is a #1 Amazon bestselli...

The Altar Boy: An Irish American Christmas Story

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Report copyright infringementby Sean Brennan (Author)"If there was ever an angel on Earth, I'm holding him." so speaks Bridie, the author's mother when she regards her son in his cassock about to serve at Midnight Mass. "Bejesus" cries the neighbor, "he looks like Jesus himself." Not so holy however, Sean has landed in his altar boy robes for less than sacred reasons: He wants the perks- time off from school, free food at the hospital buffet, tips at funerals, and best of all - the all day fu...

Memoirs Of A Gym Rat: One man's 20-year journey through the bowels of the health club industry.

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Report copyright infringementby Max Hawthorne (Author)There are the sadistic personal trainers, who seem to enjoy your physical pain a bit too much. There are the slimy sales reps, who forever dream up new ways to strong-arm your paycheck from you. And there are the locker room Lotharios, who bed as many women as they can do pushups. A body with abs of steel is just one of the things you can get at a health club; some of the other things may not be as desirable. Ask Max Hawthorne, an industry...

Why Is Daddy Sad on Sunday?: A Coloring Book Depicting the Most Disappointing Moments in Cleveland Sports

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Report copyright infringementby Scott Kevin O'Brien (Author)A humorous coloring book for the whole family, depicting famous disappointing moments from Cleveland professional sports. Why is Daddy Sad on Sunday: Disappointing Moments in Cleveland Sports Coloring Book contains 25 drawings depicting scenes of the biggest Cleveland professional sports bummers, along with a few of the triumphs. The book also contains editorial descriptions of each scene, including commentary by the author. This col...

Mexico Returns: Stories from a Fly Fishing Guide

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Report copyright infringementby Brad McMinn (Illustrator), Bob White (Illustrator), Mexico Returns (Photographer)Join Mexico Returns as he examines the dark underbelly of adventure travel. From psychotic fishing bartenders, to little-known hallucinogens, to exotic parasites, and dark adult entertainment, Mexico Returns has seen it all....and underlying it all is the promise of special fish in places not known to the general angling public. In addition, Mexico Returns mixes in a healthy dose o...

Rise of the Entrepreneur: From Zero to 1 Million in 3 Easy Stages

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Report copyright infringementby Maury Rogow (Author)It's simple.In one hour you will hold the keys to success in your business.This book holds entertaining information and sets you on the right path to launching your brand...whether it is your first, or tenth business, you will learn and enjoy what you find in this story based business book."It was so on-target that I purchased my entire team a copy" Fortune 5000 V.P."Great digestible primer on marketing and sales. Playful, fun and wonderful ...

15 Months of Winter: My Year in North Dakota

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Report copyright infringementby John Bayer (Author)In July 2012, John Bayer left Los Angeles and moved to North Dakota. He moved there with a dream in his heart - the dream was to not live in Los Angeles anymore. John quickly discovered that North Dakota is the most "not Los Angeles" place in the world. Fifteen Months of Winter: My Year in North Dakota contains John's reflections and musing about living in the Dakota that doesn't have Mount Rushmore. Many of the essays in this book come direc...

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Report copyright infringementby J. T. Lawrence (Author)Will there be light at the end of the birth canal? Does the word 'endometriosis' make you want to stick a fork in your eye? No? Then perhaps this book isn't for you. It's funny, and (sometimes alarmingly) frank. It contains an impressive array of synonyms for 'vagina' and it's certainly NSFW. It's about having a devil womb and a hot knife lodged in a shoulder. It's about becoming blackly bitter and twisted in infertility, then slowly find...

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Report copyright infringementby Sandra Choron (Author), Harry Choron (Author), Harry Choron (Illustrator)Face it: no self-respecting young adult likes to be caught out of the know. But few teenagers have the time or inclination to plow through Web sites, almanacs, and weighty reference books to find the answers to all their questions. The Book of Lists for Teens is an informative, lively, and engaging source of information about all kinds of things, and it's fun. It's all here: everything tha...

Bush Yarns and Other Offences: A Police Officer's Initiation to Country Service by Bush Folklore

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Report copyright infringementby Max Is Machez@gmail Com Lewis (Author), Darryl Cooper (Volume Editor), Heather Lewis (Volume Editor)Yarns, stories, and unusual situations experienced during the Author and his family's years living in small Queensland bush townships due to Policing transfers. Number of Pages: 248 Dimensions: 0.52 x 8 x 5.25 IN Publication Date: October 03, 2022

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Report copyright infringementby Tony Sullivan (Author)Illustrated and Written by Tony Sullivan, this collection of cartoons set around the world of Chess Peace explores the dynamics of life played out by chess pieces. The whole family can enjoy these humorous cartoons about the game of chess!Ever wondered what it's like to see game pieces come to life and interact with one another? Using clever chess terms that will satisfy enthusiasts of the game, Sullivan has given new context to the game o...

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Report copyright infringementby Tony Sullivan (Author)Written and illustrated by Tony Sullivan, this collection of cartoons set around the world of Chess Peace explores the dynamics of life played out by chess pieces. The whole family can enjoy these humorous cartoons about the game of chess!Ever wondered what it's like to see game pieces come to life and interact with one another? Using clever chess terms that will satisfy enthusiasts of the game, Sullivan has given new context to the game o...

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Report copyright infringementby George Smith (Author)Dad Jokes We hate to admit it, but we all love a Dad Joke. Whether it brightened up the mood at the dinner table or embarrassed a few kids around their friends. However I have noticed the same Dad Jokes are being used, and it's time to spice things up to the next level for more eye rolls... or you could say more knee slappers. Covering over 400+ Dad Jokes you will be despised just that little bit more. Enjoy the most hilarious or stupid (h...