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Teacher Misery: Helicopter Parents, Special Snowflakes, and Other Bullshit

$20.25

Report copyright infringementby Jane Morris (Author)Teacher Misery perfectly encapsulates the comical misery that has become the teaching profession. Morris' strange, funny, and sometimes unbelievable teaching experiences are told through a collection of short stories, essays and artifacts including real emails from parents, students and administrators. From the parents who blame their son's act of arson on the teacher for causing him low self-esteem, to the student who offers to teach the te...

How to be Light Skin: The Sweet & Sour Edition

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Report copyright infringementby Ron Holloway (Author)Light-skinned and don't know what to do? Clueless about your next steps? In How to be Light-Skin, author, speaker and entrepreneur, Ron Holloway gives raw, witty, and intoxicating conversation about what it means to be on the brighter end of the dermatological spectrum. A 30 plus year regular dude and veteran of the light-skin persuasion, Ron explains how after developing multiple haters and problems, he established proven tactics and pract...

Daryl Cagle's DONALD TRUMP and the Republicans Coloring Book!: COLOR THE DONALD! The perfect adult coloring book for Trump fans and foes by America's

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Report copyright infringementby Daryl Cagle (Author)COLOR THE DONALD! Daryl Cagle's DONALD TRUMP AND THE REPUBLICANS COLORING BOOK is the perfect adult coloring book for Trump fans and foes! America's most widely syndicated editorial cartoonist, Daryl Cagle, has drawn all about the Trump presidential campaign, including the reluctant, imploding Republicans who have a tough time accepting Trump. Cagle's Trump coloring book is a perfect gift for the political junkie in your life. The book inclu...

Scottish Buddhist Cookbook: Another Book of Mormon

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Report copyright infringementby Jay Craig (Author)The Scottish Buddhist Cookbook is an excercise in manic depression, crock pot recipes, divorce, a stuffed Jesus doll, over-drinking, Scottish Buddhist propaganda, and instruction on how to make a fully functional Great Highland bagpipe out of plumbing supplies. The Scottish Buddhist Cookbook is a collection of non-fiction short stories about the author's experience in dealing with his bipolar disorder, also known as manic depression. In it, h...

He Smokes Like a Fish and Other Malaphors (Unintentional Idiom and Word Blends)

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Report copyright infringementby Cheryl L. Rosato D. M. D. (Illustrator), David Hatfield (Author)The term "malaphor," a combination of "metaphor" and "malaprop," was coined in 1976 by Lawrence Harrison, a senior executive in the State Department. Harrison found gems in endless bureaucratic meetings, such as "he said it off the top of his cuff" or "don't rock the trough."Author David Hatfield has been collecting malaphors for over thirty years. He Smokes like a Fish and Other Malaphors (Uninten...

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Report copyright infringementby Brent Underwood (Author)"My books spent 5 years on the New York Times Best Seller List. They got there through endless hours of hard work. If only Brent had been my marketer, I could have done it in 5 minutes with a simple picture. I'M SO STUPID!" - Tucker Max, 3x #1 NY Times Best Selling Author "Like all good art, this book--and it is definitely a book--exposes a little bit about how society works." - Ryan Holiday, author of the Wall Street Journal bestseller...

Bernadette Peters Hates Me: True Tales From A Delusional Man

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Report copyright infringementby Dwayne Booth (Illustrator), Keith a. Stewart (Author)When something embarrassing happens to you, what is the first thing you do? Look around to see if anyone else saw you? Not Keith Stewart. Instead, he writes it all down and shares it with the world. Join in on the fun as Keith shares his Hysterical stories that include ripping down gas pumps, fighting with a bird trapped inside a grocery store, and confronting the one and only Bernadette Peters. After reading...

Ginger Smith and Billy Gee: An Optimistic and Utopian Tale

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Report copyright infringementby Frances Barth (Author)A graphic novel, but also like a graphic poem, this is a book in two acts, with interspersed dreams of the main character Ginger. It turns its focus cinematically on the darkly comic relationship developing between Ginger, a painter, and Billy, an aspiring writer, after Ginger is dumped by Billy's best friend.This is a winsome and jaunty artist tale, humorous, poetic and symbolic. Number of Pages: 72 Dimensions...

Kissing Frogs: Tips and Tales of Online Dating

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Report copyright infringementby Rose Marie Gloor (Author)How many frogs does one girl have to kiss before she finds her Prince Charming? Sometimes, a whole stinking army of them! Finding herself on the unwanted receiving end of divorce papers at the age of 40, Rose Marie Gloor decided to try online dating. While many of Rose Marie's online dating experiences over the next nine years would be positive, little did she know that she would be introduced to liars, cheaters, brazen sex-crazed profe...

School Bus Sass: Amazing Encounters with My Kids

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Report copyright infringementby Therese Mileti (Author)A loving and caring school bus driver tells the hysterical, heartwarming, and special true stories of kids that ride her bus. You will roar laughing and weep a few tears, as she takes on many journeys. School bus drivers are many times overlooked as a person interacting with your child. In the end, you will want your child to ride on her bus. Number of Pages: 202 Dimensions: 0.46 x 8.5 x 5.51 IN Publ...

The Whole Spiel: Funny essays about digital nudniks, seder selfies and chicken soup memories

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Report copyright infringementby Ellen Scolnic (Author), Terry Laban (Illustrator), Joyce Eisenberg (Author)If you call it a mechayeh when you take off your Spanx, Say, "Darn, I've got bubkes" when your checking account is empty, And stock the refrigerator with all their favorites when the kids come home ...... then you'll recognize yourself, your bubbe, and the entire mishpuchah in "The Whole Spiel," a collection of funny essays that takes a heartfelt look at modern life as a member of the tr...

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Report copyright infringementby George Junior Marti (Author), Taama Marti Forasiepi (Illustrator)In this satirical comedy, author Pierre LeBlanc sets the stage for the financial crisis of the 1980's. Using his wit and sense of humor he shows us the follies which lead to the Savings and Loan debacle. Ignace Boudreaux and his nephew Pierre are on a journey through the "Washington Bingo Dome" to discover the whereabouts of the missing Lafite Savings capital. It has disappeared! Ignace has to sol...

Voodoo Days at La Casa Fabulosa: An Unconventional Memoir

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Report copyright infringementby David Domine (Author)When food writer David Dominé moves into a six-bedroom, three-story Victorian house, he doesn't realize he will be living in an enchanted neighborhood, one known for its gargoyles and gas lamps, hidden courtyards, towers, turrets, and gingerbread trim. In need of some TLC, the 1890s structure he will call home becomes known as La Casa Fabulosa-or the fabulous house in Spanish-because of its elaborate façade. His is just one of hundreds of s...

Florida Man: A Collection of Hilariously True, Unbelievable Headlines That Could Only Happen In Florida

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Report copyright infringementby Robert Caswell (Illustrator), Shawn D. Garner (Author)With antics becoming more bizarre by the year, Florida Man has become one of social media's most self-deprecating and notorious caricatures of the Sunshine State. Whether calling 911 to report an empty bottle of vodka, stealing a Capri Sun to rehydrate during a police chase, or assaulting his boss with frozen hamburger patties, his reputation seems well deserved. Florida Man's outlandish behavior and knack f...

I Love You. Now Go Away: Confessions of a Woman with a Smartphone

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Report copyright infringementby Dawn Weber (Author)Pesky kids, insane dogs, farting husbands. Some would call these major annoyances. Dawn Weber calls it Monday morning. But Dawn doesn't get mad. She gets mobile. That's right -- she whips out her smartphone, and she takes names. "I Love You. Now Go Away: Confessions of a Woman with a Smartphone" is a thoroughly modern concept, a book drafted entirely on a phone. On the bleachers, in the bathroom -- anywhere she could, with any time she could ...

Bad Poems Happen to Good People: 200 Poems (Rounded up to the Nearest 200)

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Report copyright infringementby Jennifer Mills (Author)BAD POEMS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE is an anthology of humorous, clumsy poems from the JENNIFER MILLS NEWS, a weekly newsletter established in 2002. Please visit jennifermillsnews.org for the JENNIFER MILLS NEWS archives.Author BiographyJennifer Mills is an artist and writer with an MFA from the School of the Art Institute of Chicago. She studied at the comedy training centers Second City and iO in Chicago and the Upright Citizen's Brigade in...

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Report copyright infringementby Steven M. Johnson (Author)This collection represents Steven M. Johnson's 7th book; some of his books have gone to several editions. With the exception of a drawing done in 1962, most of the work included in this book was published in 1984 and 1991, though many drawings were created in intervening years up to and including 2017. Johnson began to focus on a specialty around 1974 while working as a magazine cartoonist. The specialty was whimsical variations and hu...

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Report copyright infringementby Meredith L. Masony (Author)I woke up in the morning in a zombie state. I struggled to get the kids off to school. I talked myself into getting ready for work. I packed lunches, checked backpacks, planned crock pot meals, and wished I was somewhere else. Yes, that's right. I wished I was somewhere other than my kitchen listening to my children fight over the last pack of fruit snacks. I dreamt about a life that was less stressful and more enjoyable. These though...

Ricky and Friends: Conversations I have with my dolls

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Report copyright infringementby Heidi Corley Barto (Author)Welcome to the world of custom dolls and toy photography! Around the globe people are celebrating and sharing the artisty of custom dolls and toys through their photography. This book gives you a glimpse of what the online doll community has been enjoying for years. They say a picture is worth a thousand words.. In this author's case, a picture can launch whole conversations! Heidi created Ricky in 2014 and has been entertaining peo...

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Report copyright infringementby White Cedar (Author), Mineker Vivian (Illustrator)Baby Don't Shit Your Pants is a children's book, but it's not for children. It's for their parents. The story is a poetic invocation for sanitary defecation where a toddler is implored by his parents to poo-poo in the porcelain. But the child resists. To see why, we pour over the luscious artwork of Vivian Mineker alongside the book's verses. Through vivid images she shows that the child's struggle to let go of ...

Stop Peeing in the Kitty Litter!: Humorous and Heartwarming Stories on Parenting

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Report copyright infringementby Russ Towne (Author)Russ Towne's stories about parenting are often humorous, sometimes hilarious, and always heartwarming. He shares his adventures from when his children were little through preteen and teen years, into their early adulthood. Along the way, the author shares many insights as to what worked and what didn't as a parent. Though versions of many of these stories are featured in the author's earlier works, this is the first time they've been compil...

Meet John Dough, Superhero: A Political Fantasy

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Report copyright infringementby Lucy Bell W. Jarka-Sellers (Author), Lucy Bell W. Jarka-Sellers (Illustrator)As Alida mixes bread dough in her small kitchen, she listens to the radio with incredulity. The Trump administration has just come to power in Washington, and America's most fundamental values and traditions are in danger. Her dog Buddy--a policy wonk--is equally outraged. If Congress is unwilling to act, who will protect American democracy?The answer lies in Alida's mixing bowl, for s...

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Report copyright infringementby George Wachob (Author)"The Art of Puns" is a full color book of 100 illustrated and groan-worthy puns. Drawings of everyday objects, flora, fauna and anatomy are combined in unexpected ways to create the pun artwork. Titles on each page reveal the intended word play, and the humor Is both unique and refreshing. Some puns are more challenging than others, but readers will have a hard time not smiling page after page. Although teenage or adult viewers are more li...

A Pinch of Salt: Savoring Life in Wyoming

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Report copyright infringementby Audrey M. Cotherman (Author)"A Pinch of Salt" addresses the human condition -- our foibles and our triumphs, personally and as members of a community. Sometimes humorous, always serious, readers may recognize their own lives and their own truths. Number of Pages: 196 Dimensions: 0.42 x 9 x 6 IN Publication Date: August 19, 2017

You Can Say Anything!: Phony Moral Guidance from the Mouth of President Trump

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Report copyright infringementby B. B. Larsen (Author), Robert Thibeault (With), Robert Thibeault (Illustrator)Can the words of Donald J. Trump guide our children? This book explores the possibilities as we review quotes from our President through the eyes of a child. Should you read this book with children? Let's put it this way: How comfortable are you quoting the words of Donald Trump? Yet, this book holds out hope that the common good will prevail as voters actively express their hopes and...

Cats V. Conniff: A chronicle of the historic lawsuit brought against Frank Conniff by his cats, Millie & Barney

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Report copyright infringementby Len Peralta (Illustrator), Frank Conniff (Author)The Defendant: Frank Conniff.Comedian, writer, gout sufferer, and prolific tweeter, who understood that his incendiary social media posts might one day lead to calls for his head, but never suspected that the calls would be coming from inside his house. The Plaintiffs: Millie & Barney.Indoor cats. Eaters, sleepers, poopers, bladder emptiers. Frequent subjects of Conniff's Twitter, Facebook and Instagram timel...

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Report copyright infringementby D. E. Pownell (Author), D. E. Pownell (Illustrator)On their way to school, Sally and Timmy are overwhelmed by a horrible thick pungent fog making their journey almost impossible. They soon encounter a self-absorbed stoned troll who has taken up residence under the bridge. How do they cross a bridge that they can't even see and negotiate with a Stoner Troll who seems disinterested? Stoner Troll Under the Bridge is an adult themed nursery rhyme and a humorous tak...

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Report copyright infringementby William Merne (Author), George Grokhowsky (Author)Humorous short-story jokes to brighten your day with laughter. Number of Pages: 108 Dimensions: 0.26 x 8.5 x 5.51 IN Publication Date: April 15, 2017

Jetway Reunion: Book Two in the Jetlagged Comic Collection

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Report copyright infringementby Kelly Kincaid (Author)We've all flown in our lives, but have you ever tried making it your career? Creator of Jetlagged Comic Kelly Kincaid did and she's here to set the record straight...it's not all glam and glitter.In her second book in the Jetlagged Comic Collection, Jetway Reunion delivers 150 colorful cartoons (including 10 never before seen) depicting the crazy life of flight attendants, pilots and the passengers they serve. Foreword written by New York ...

Shakespeare and Laughter: A Cultural History

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Report copyright infringementby Indira Ghose (Author)This book examines laughter in the Shakespearean theatre in the context of a cultural history of early modern laughter. It is the first study to focus on laughter, not comedy, arguing that since the early modern period a paradigm shift has taken place in our attitudes to laughter and investigates the role Shakespeare played in this connection.Front JacketThis book examines laughter in the Shakespearean theatre, in the context of a cultural ...

Go See the Principal: True Tales from the School Trenches

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Report copyright infringementby Gerry Brooks (Author)From an elementary school principal and popular YouTube personality, inspiration and humor for educators to tackle the challenges they face day-in and day-outGerry Brooks is an elementary school principal turned YouTube celebrity who entertains K-12 teachers, administrators, and parents across the country. He tells jokes with the kind of mocking humor that gets a laugh, yet can be safely shared in school. After all, even great schools have ...

Norse Mythology...According to Uncle Einar

$25.33

Report copyright infringementby Jane T. Sibley (Author), Joel a. Leib (Illustrator) Number of Pages: 216 Dimensions: 0.49 x 8.5 x 5.5 IN Illustrated: Yes Publication Date: December 20, 2000