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Confessions of a Domestically-Challenged Homemaker & Other Tall Tales

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Report copyright infringementby Rose Madeline Mula (Author)Since reluctantly accepting the fact that she's not getting any younger, Rose Mula has been trying to put a positive spin on aging. When a radio interviewer diplomatically described her as "seasoned" instead of old, she retorted, "You mean hot and spicy, right?" Her eclectic career included stints as an executive assistant to the president of a major corporation, a public relations specialist for a prominent hotel company, and a manag...

V for Veg: The Best of Philly's Vegan Food Column

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Report copyright infringementby Vance Lehmkuhl (Author)V for Veg is a collection of the vegan food columns that Vance Lehmkuhl has written over the past years mainly for the Philadelphia Daily News. Filled with wit, humor and good information about the vegan/vegetarian plant-based community in Philadelphia, the book covers many of the events, personalities, restaurants, and industries that have grown up in and around Philadelphia. Combining healthful information with a sly, humorous style, Va...

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Report copyright infringementby Steve Altes (Author), Andy Fish (Illustrator)== STORY == Geeks & Greeks is Good Will Hunting meets Animal House in graphic novel format. In this high-tech battle royale two of MIT's smartest students square off in an escalating war of pranks and egos. Jim Walden is an underachieving freshman with a knack for mischief and a secret that could end his career before it begins. Luke Bardolf is a gruff alpha-nerd senior on a mission to pull the ultimate prank and...

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Report copyright infringementby Sydney Pearl (Author)A brash, funny, and downright ballsy ode to the ups and downs of life in the air. Diary of a Pissed-Off Flight Attendant is an eye opening, behind the scenes, indiscreet account based on almost two decades of aviation industry experience. Combining a unique blend of hilarious customer antics with the secrets behind the enviable lives of flight attendants and pilots, Diary of a Pissed-Off Flight Attendant provides an all-access pass for freq...

Mister B: Living with a 98-Year-Old Rocket Scientist

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Report copyright infringementby A. Lynn Byk (Author), Joseph John Byk (Interviewee), Kathryn K. Swezy (Cover Design by)This is a Pinnacle Award Recipient and a silver medalist in the Readers' Favorites awards, Christian Living. Blessed are the engineers who give us some answers to life's little perplexities.Mister B's jaunty calculating rhythm offers timely subject matter. A tender little laugh, a swept floor in reticence, a literary window into the home of a surviving physicist and his careg...

Just Happy to Be Here: Words to encourage, enlighten, entertain

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Report copyright infringementby Glenn Dromgoole (Author)Just Happy to Be Here is a collection of more than one hundred stories, columns, essays, and poems by Glenn Dromgoole of Abilene, Texas. Some of the pieces are adapted from other books by the author; many of them have never been published in book form. The book is subtitled: Words to encourage, enlighten, entertain. It is a mix of pieces that might be encouraging and others that might elicit a smile or a chuckle. Pieces include The One-M...

Myths & Monsters of Reston, Virginia: The Phenomenal and Frightening Findings of Dr. Padraigin W. Thalmeus, PDS.

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Report copyright infringementby Eric Macdicken (Author), Kristina S. Alcorn (Author)Every town has myths, but not every town has monsters. Reston, Virginia could be the most monstered town in all the world! At least according to the recently unearthed journal of the scholarly yet skittish Dr. Padraigin W. Thalmeus, PDS., circa 1819. Join our team of modern day paranormal researchers as we discover the supernatural creatures that Dr. Thalmeus faced on his perilous quest for a legendary hidden ...

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Report copyright infringementby Charley Ferrer (Author)Domme says... provides sassy playful comments with a BDSM twist created by America's Intimacy and BDSM Expert, Dr. Charley Ferrer. This world renowned Clinical Sexologist has been exploring and teaching Dominance and submission for over eighteen years. She is the award winning author of over fourteen books on sexuality and self-empowerment, including her international bestselling book, BDSM The Naked Truth. Dr. Charley is also the founder...

Barn Dance: Nickers, brays, bleats, howls, and quacks: Tales from the herd.

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Report copyright infringementby Anna M. Blake (Author)This collection of musings and essays includes the nine species that live on the farm: A small herd of horses, led by the Grandfather Horse, ancient and failing, and Bhim, a rescue mini who is both untrainable and indispensable. Add to that a family of llamas who love horses, and goats who are the fool-proof cure for a Type A personality. There are two Welsh Corgis who sing the songs of their people so ho-woo-ling-ly loud that they both en...

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Report copyright infringementby Don Jamieson (Author), Joe Bartnick (Author)A humorous take on the world of hard rock and heavy metal by comedian and co-host Don Jamieson of That Metal Show and fellow comedian and metal head, Joe Bartnick. Metalheads everywhere will laugh their bullet belts off! Number of Pages: 88 Dimensions: 0.18 x 7 x 5 IN Publication Date: March 21, 2016

Picking the Low Hanging Fruit: And Other Stupid Stuff We Say in the Corporate World

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Report copyright infringementby Todd Kale (Illustrator), James Sudakow (Author)Are you interested in baking someone into a process at work? Leading a paradigm shift? Or maybe you just feel like drilling down after a nice data dump so you can flesh out a straw dog to help everyone get their ducks in a row and sing from the same song-sheet. Whether you understood any of that or had no idea what you just read, you've probably heard these expressions lobbed around the corporate world with some re...

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Report copyright infringementby John P. Hopkins (Author)The Lost Cactus comic strip is laugh-out-loud cartoon lampooning the shadowy government world that operates beyond the realm of public knowledge.Lost Cactus - The First Treasury, is an Independent Publisher Silver Medal Award-Winning 'enhanced-reader' anthology. 'Enhanced-reader' describes John Hopkins' groundbreaking approach to expanding the Lost Cactus comic strip's shared universe. In addition to over 170 3-panel and Sunday Lost Cact...

Selfie-Facing: Analog Musings in a Digital World

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Report copyright infringementby John Branning (Author) Number of Pages: 140 Dimensions: 0.33 x 8.5 x 5.5 IN Publication Date: September 01, 2017

Keys To The Truculent Me: And Other Things That Drive Me Crazy

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Report copyright infringementby John Branning (Author)Keys To The Truculent Me contains fifty odd (as in "off-kilter," not "he lost count after fifty") essays in which author John Branning dissects the most mundane of topics (among them: cats, toilet paper, the Kardashians) and finds something objectionable about nearly all. He himself is not above criticism, documenting it in this collection with scrupulous accuracy before eviscerating whomever launched the unjustified attack.Branning explor...

Rhymes of Moral Turpitude: The Trump Poems: Year Two

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Report copyright infringementby John Branning (Author)Acclaimed humor writer John Branning continues to document the (lack of) accomplishments of the Trump administration -- all in verse. Veering among being incensed, appalled, discouraged, angered and revolted by Trump's words and actions -- these short, spritely verses still somehow manage to amuse.While examining the so-called immigration "crisis" (Dodging the Caravan; Xeno-evil), interactions with other world leaders (I've Got A Helsinkin...

A Southern Psychic's Guide to Fixin' the BIG BUT Syndrome: originally published as Kicking the BIG BUT Syndrome

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Report copyright infringementby Eddie Conner (Author), Jeff Dannels (Cover Design by), Jami Gibson (Designed by)Are you a victim of America's real crack problem? Every second millions of people are infected with the Big But Syndrome and every minute another million people's dreams are riddled with negativity and extinguished. Are you one of the hardworking people desperately attempting to make your dreams a reality, BUT you can't seem to get where you want to go? Have you ever wondered who, a...

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Report copyright infringementby Whelon Chuck (Author), Prosser Adam (Contribution by), Whelon Chuck (Illustrator)Now that he's a father, Pewfell is determined to achieve success in his chosen career of wizardry, but somehow it continues to elude him. When his perpetually pesky tenant, Gnoma, is apparently killed in the act of remodeling his house, it looks like a new opportunity might be about to open up for Pewfell in the country... Take a trip to Planet Urf for a tale of battling barbarian ...

I Don't Fetch: And Other Poems for Cat Lovers

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Report copyright infringementby Steve Dambrosio (Author), Shilpa Badadare (Illustrator)Have you seen Blinky, my invisible cat? Perhaps he's blended into the furniture, or even worse slipped away into the eleventh dimension! Don't worry, he'll turn up around dinner time, and while you're waiting you can enjoy this humorous and insightful collection of cat poems written from both human and cat perspectives. Whether you suddenly find your feet tapping to the cool syncopation of "Jazz Cats and th...

Laughter Is the Best Medicine: Coloring Book

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Report copyright infringementby Samantha Snyder (Author)Laughter Is the Best Medicine shares 50 doodle art images of inspiring proverbs, quotes, and sayings printed on one side of the page for all ages to color. Quotes from famous authors include Aristotle, Benjamin Franklin, Eleanor Roosevelt, William Shakespeare, Mark Twain, and more. The book also includes sayings from Always find a reason to smile and Don't forget to smile to Everyone smiles in the same language and Every survival kit sho...

Sixth Sense: From the Columns of the Bucks Free Press

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Report copyright infringementby Colin Baker (Author), Owen Claxton (Illustrator)'Is it just because I am a grumpy old(ish) man that the number of things that drive me bonkers is increasing day by day?' Have you ever wanted to shout at the automated phone system, rail against the state of the roads or wonder why oh why bureaucracy has to get in the way of everything? Colin Baker has been writing a weekly column for his local paper, the Bucks Free Press, for the past 21 years, giving readers t...

Flash Nonfiction Funny: 71 Very Humorous, Very True, Very Short Stories

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Report copyright infringementby Tom Hazuka (Author), Dinty W. Moore (Editor)The seventy-one flash essays collected here are hilarious proof that you don't need more than 750 words to laugh out loud. Featuring both established and up-and-coming writers, these essays are no flashes in the pan--they demonstrate careful attention to craft and exploration: everything you want in a thoughtful essay, only shorter. This collection is perfect for students of writing and comedy--and for anybody who app...

The Very Strange Day: Hey Losers! Trump Children's Book for Adults

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Report copyright infringementby Bailey McGinn (Illustrator), Laura M. Mac Donald (Author)Slip into bed with this hilarious 40-page illustrated poem that parses Donald Trump's political gymnastics in the soothing format of a children's story. The Mogul, dressed in an infant's onesie with a dollar bill emblazoned across his butt, bursts into the home of a Hispanic family, dances, boasts, insults them, threatens to deport them and builds a "taller than tall" wall across the living room. Worse, h...

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Report copyright infringementby Leonard Birdsong (Author)Although Professor Birdsong has been involved in serious criminal law work over the years as a prosecutor, a defense attorney, and a law professor, Professor Birdsong knows that it's good to stay grounded. This means taking time to look at the many funny and weird criminal law stories that crop up around the United States and the world. He believes we should not always take criminal law so seriously and instead, just have a good laugh a...

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Report copyright infringementby Darius Allen (Author)There is no way to sugar coat this. You are walking into an environment where all eyes are on you. Some eyes will be lurking in the shadows and others will be breathing down your neck, staring right into your soul. Make your way quietly to the main stage and, within seconds, you'll realize that the spotlight is really a microscope. You're looked up and down to the point of examination, from the tip of your toes to the top of your crown; f...

The Great British Limerick Book: Filthy Limericks for (Nearly) Every Town in the UK

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Report copyright infringementby Lewis Williams (Author)Surely it can't be done. But it has been done. For the first time in the history of mankind someone has been dedicated enough and fool enough to write a filthy limerick for every town in the UK which unlike Leeds or Devizes doesn't already have a classic filthy limerick to call its own. From Land's End to John o' Groats, The Great British Limerick Book has a filthy limerick for your town, for your uncle's town, for your cousin's husband's...

Dating.com: A guide to dating in the 21st century

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Report copyright infringementby Paul Edward Fox (Author)At 47 years of age Simon finds himself single after his marriage ends. He's looking for a partner and embarks on internet dating; "mates dates", signs up for an Introduction Agency, goes speed dating, tries organised dinner dating and uses a dedicated match-making service. He avoids his first Christmas alone by booking a single travellers trip to Venice. Misguidedly he pursues an appealing though hopeless 'blind date', a married lady who...

Why Cat Why: a coloring book explaining cats

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Report copyright infringementby Theo Nicole Lorenz (Author)Why do cats do the weird things they do? Why do we let these pointy, inconvenient creatures and their buttholes into our homes? This book explains cats (and why we love them) with 26 fun and informative coloring pages. Number of Pages: 56 Dimensions: 0.12 x 11.02 x 8.5 IN Publication Date: November 16, 2017

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Report copyright infringementby Ezra Elia (Author), Miriam Elia (Author)"'Shopping is consumerist rape, '" says Mummy, "'but I really like these shoes.'" The latest in the Dung Beetle Learning series, Mummy, John and Susan are taken on a thrilling Christmas adventure. "Come with me," says Father Christmas, "and I will show you the magic of kindness." "And I will undermine your vicious program of indoctrination," Mummy counters. She then proceeds to strip Christmas of all its magic and meaning...

Swallows & Robins: The Laughs & Tears Of A Holiday Home Owner

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Report copyright infringementby Susie Kelly (Author)A hilarious tale of restoring and running two holiday cottages in a remote hamlet of SW France. As the world's worst housekeeper, running holiday homes wasn't, with hindsight, a sensible idea. But two collapsing buildings on Susie Kelly's land would cost more to demolish than to restore. Thus she became a seasonal landlady. Before the guests came the builders. No's 1, 2, 3 all started promisingly, but by builder No. 4, and with her first gue...

Strangers Have the Best Candy: How talking to strangers leads to a life of crazy adventure and lasting friendship

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Report copyright infringementby Margaret Meps Schulte (Author)In STRANGERS HAVE THE BEST CANDY, full-time adventurer Margaret Meps Schulte casts caution to the wind, striking up conversations with laughing, crying, boozing, and topless strangers all over the USA and beyond. Their stories, and the resulting hijinks and friendships, are her candy, her rewards for breaking the rules about talking to strangers. Schulte's powerful narrative brings unlikely real people into the light, from Betty, t...

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Shake, Rattle & Roll With It: Living and Laughing with Parkinson's

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Report copyright infringementby Vikki Claflin (Author)Erma Bombeck meets Michael J. Fox in "Shake, Rattle & Roll With It: Living and Laughing with Parkinson's." Vikki Claflin is a writer, humorist, and professional public speaker. After many dark days spent coming to terms with her diagnosis, Vikki's natural comic optimism and irreverence began to surface, and she started writing about the funny side of living with Parkinson's disease. "Shake, Rattle & Roll With It" s a collection of ...