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The Thinking Man's Survival Guide to Managing a Menopausal Partner

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Report copyright infringementby Tiggy Bailey (Author)Menopausal Ladies! Frustrated that your man doesn't understand you as you go through this uncomfortable stage in your hormonal journey? Allow some "lightening-up" to bridge the divide and help you get your point across. So much better than stony silences that the gentleman just can't understand, may misinterpret as companionable silence, or at worst, not even notice.An essential guide for you to leave "lying around" for your significant oth...

The Funniest People in Books: 250 Anecdotes

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Report copyright infringementby David Bruce (Author)Some Sample Anecdotes: - Simon and Schuster once published a children's book titled Dr. Dan the Bandage Man. As a publicity gimmick, they decided to include a half-dozen band-aids in each book, so publisher Richard Simon sent this telegram to a friend at Johnson and Johnson: "PLEASE SHIP TWO MILLION BAND-AIDS IMMEDIATELY." The following day Mr. Simon received this telegram in reply: "BAND-AIDS ON THEIR WAY. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU?"- T...

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Report copyright infringementby Rusty Mullins (Author)While the mountains of southwestern Virginia are extremely beautiful and life there has its own pace, many do not realize the richness of the sports community in my mountian home. From fishing in a reclaimed mining pond to a fleeting Little League baseball moment of glory and lots inbetween - you are invited to remember a less hectic time set in the beautiful Appalachian mountains. Number of Pages: 108 Dimensions:...

The Funniest People in Families, Volume 2: 250 Anecdotes

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Report copyright infringementby David Bruce (Author)This is a short, quick, and easy read.Some Sample Anecdotes: - John Steinbeck always toasted Ava Gardner whenever he began to drink. Here's the story: While Mr. Steinbeck was in Hollywood working as a scriptwriter, he got a call from Nunnally Johnson's wife inviting him to a party and asking if he would escort Ava Gardner. Mr. Steinbeck was agreeable, but he later received another call saying that Ms. Gardner was ill and could he escort Ann ...

The Funniest People in Families: 250 Anecdotes

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Report copyright infringementby David Bruce (Author)This is a short, quick, and easy read.Some samples: 1) Just after the end of World War II, while country comedian Archie Campbell was still an enlisted man in the United States Navy, he hadn't seen his wife for a long time, so he asked Lieutenant Sam Bailey if a way could be arranged for him to see her. Therefore, Lieutenant Bailey asked Mr. Campbell to take an apparatus to Florida to have it repaired-of course, Mr. Campbell had his wife mee...

Actuarial Fairy Tales: Statistically Significant Stories

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Report copyright infringementby John Lee (Author)The only, I mean, funniest actuarial fairy tale book in the world!Actuarial Fairy Tales is the result of fitting a statistical humour distribution to a dataset of well-known fairy tales after making some assumptions and unfounded extrapolations.Featuring a diversified portfolio of statistically scintillating stories, including: R-punzel The Princess and the p-value Beauty and the Beastly Actuary RumpelSTATSkin Goldilocks and the 3 Bear Market ...

The Ultimate Actuarial Joke Book: 670.5 Jokes Geeky Enough to be Suitable for Actuaries

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Report copyright infringementby John Lee (Author)What do you call an actuary with a sense of humour? An outlier.From the author of Confessions of an Actuarial Tutor comes this collection of more than 670 jokes that only actuaries will find funny (though probably only because they have such low standards for humour).Containing the very best classic actuarial jokes, such as: How can you spot an extroverted actuary at a party? He's the one staring at someone else's shoes. As well as stacks of ne...

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Report copyright infringementby Riya Aarini (Author)As seniors, we've occupied the planet for nearly three-quarters of a century, braving the whole gamut, from joyous confetti-filled celebrations to worrisome worldwide disasters. And we still have plenty of living left to do. From our fabulous senior citizen discount to our highly perfected BS detector to having earned our right to be grumpy, the golden years offer much to anticipate. In Defense of Seniorhood is a hats off to the once-in-a-li...

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Report copyright infringementby Mike Muri (Author)My fifth book of quotes and witticisms I have heard throughout the years. Humorous, enlightening and nonsensical thing ordinary people have said. A friend, Mark Moore said of my first book You're Just Like Me... ""It's amazing...you pick this book up and read it and you start laughing...and everybody likes to laugh."" I hope that is still the result of reading this latest work of Love and Laughter. Number of Pages: 254 ...

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Report copyright infringementby Alec Bacalan (Author)DM Sliding 101 is a book that takes on the new age of flirting through the internet and Social Media. This book takes a spin on other instructional books but with a flair and a little humor mixed into it. This book can provide anyone with the well-needed assistance along the journey to the holy land of the DMs. Number of Pages: 130 Dimensions: 0.31 x 9 x 6 IN Publication Date: January 19, 2016 ...

I'll Be There for You: The One about Friends

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Report copyright infringementby Kelsey Miller (Author)"The definitive Friends history."--Entertainment WeeklySIX FRIENDS THAT BECAME A FAMILY.A TELEVISION SHOW THAT BECAME A PHENOMENON.Today, Friends is remembered as an icon of '90s comedy and the Must See TV years. But when the series debuted in 1994, no one anticipated the sensation it would become. From the first wave of Friends mania to the backlash and renaissance that followed, the show maintained an uncanny connection to its audience, ...

Humans: A Brief History of How We F*cked It All Up

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Report copyright infringementby Tom Phillips (Author)*NOW AN INTERNATIONAL BESTSELLER*A Toronto Star Bestselling Book of the Year"Witty and entertaining."--Sarah Knight"Laugh-out-loud."--Steve BrusatteAN EXHILARATING JOURNEY THROUGH THE MOST CREATIVE AND CATASTROPHIC F*CK-UPS OF HUMAN HISTORYModern humans have come a long way in the seventy thousand years they've walked the earth. Art, science, culture, trade--on the evolutionary food chain, we're true winners. But it hasn't always been smoot...

Life as Boo Boo's Bitch: The Fundamentals of Feline Fatherhood

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Report copyright infringementby William C. Arbogast (Author), Ambur Keryne Gore (Illustrator)With the help and training of his beloved's cat, Boo Boo Kitty, William C. Arbogast got to know and build a relationship with the woman he loves (his Her). Life as Boo Boo's Bitch is written from William's experience of navigating a major life change with Boo Boo's beneficence. Funny and relatable, this book will resonate with cat owners everywhere.About the AuthorWilliam C. Arbogast was born and rais...

You Never Do: 100+ Absurd Interesting Stories for Adults

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Report copyright infringementby Kostya Yaroshenko (Author), Milana Ordukhanova (Author)Stories you've never heard of and never guessed.Check yourself, would you be able to repeat at least one of the stories? Travel to the most inaccessible corners of our planet together with amazing and different characters in which you can recognize yourself. Life is full of surprises, and in this book you will understand that even the most ordinary clerk can one day change everything and go to meet polar be...

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Report copyright infringementby Brad Gosse (Author)We all know that person who has a racist dog. This book is the perfect gift for your dog owning friend. Doctor Please Help My Little Dog Jack He Only Likes Whites and That Is a Fact Number of Pages: 32 Dimensions: 0.08 x 8.5 x 8.5 IN Publication Date: September 20, 2022

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Report copyright infringementby Bud Grace (Author)This book is a collection of all the daily Ernie/Piranha Club newspaper comic strips by Bud Grace which appeared in 2005 and 2006. The strips were syndicated by King Features Syndicate. The collection includes a total 633 comic strips. Number of Pages: 166 Dimensions: 0.35 x 11 x 8.5 IN Publication Date: September 20, 2022

The Funniest People in Music, Volume 2: 250 Anecdotes

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Report copyright infringementby David Bruce (Author)This is a short, quick, and easy read.Samples: - Songwriter Steve Earle also occasionally acts. To prepare for a role as a recovering junkie in the HBO TV series The Wire, he allowed his hair to grow long and he didn't shave. The preparation worked well. Although he was staying at a swanky hotel in London when The Times' Stephen Dalton interviewed him in August of 2007, he looked very much like a homeless person. In fact, he said, "The other...

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Report copyright infringementby Miriam Michelson (Author)This Book "In the Bishop's Carriage" has been considered important throughout the human history, and so that this work is never forgotten we have made efforts in its preservation by republishing this book in a modern format for present and future generations. This whole book has been reformatted, retyped and designed. These books are not made of scanned copies of their original work and hence the text is clear and readable. ...

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Report copyright infringementby Stormy Weber (Author)I believe every parent can tell a story about the imaginary friend of their child or children while growing up. Danny, Danielle Parker and their little girl Pumpkin' live in a little Farmhouse, just outside New Haven Indiana. Pumpkin' loves to play and explore the outside acreage. Which is, where she meets on a beautiful fall day her new friend Michael for the first time. A wonderful friendship between the two children begins to grow, a fri...

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Report copyright infringementby John James Cooper (Author)In this collection of eccentric essays, Cooper shares his unique views on a variety of topics related to the human condition. They are laced with a touch of humor in order to lighten up the rather dark essence of his subject matter. He is the first to admit that his writing has a target audience-introverts only. He strongly doubts that anyone with an extrovert's DNA sequence will appreciate or even understand his offerings. He presents...

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Fuckery: The Life and Times of a Legend (in Her Own Mind)

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Report copyright infringementby Judi Harrington (Author)Fuckery is a collection of true stories about one woman's wonderful, dysfunctional, and deeply loving family. A celebration of family in all forms-the family you're born with and the family you choose. In the spirit of David Sedaris, Carrie Fisher, and Sloane Crosley, Harrington finds the humor embedded in every moment of life-even the most painful ones. From the Catholic daughter who desperately wants a Jewish menorah for Christmas to t...

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Report copyright infringementby Riya Aarini (Author)I'm invited into people's lives a lot less than my archnemesis Lady Fortune-I'd go as far as to say I'm never invited with all the confetti cannons, glasses of champagne, and fanfare reserved especially for her. But don't get me wrong. I play a unique role, and deliver what my archrival could never deliver. A little compassion, a whole lot of strength, and a great deal of forgiveness are inspired by the misadventures sent by me. I shift pers...

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Report copyright infringementby Reginald P. Howard (Author)Reginald returns with new stories in Ready, Aim, Fire!Ready Aim, Fire! It is just that, another collection of Reggie's prized stories. One of which is his favorite story of all time. Getting hit with a rock is just the start of things; hence, the book's title is Ready, Aim, Fire!Get ready for more fun with Reggie's family as Reggie fires off another book set to entertain you and make you laugh. Number of Pages: 156 ...

Funny Animals of the World Joke Book for Kids: Funny jokes, hilarious photos, and incredible facts about the silliest animals on the planet!

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Report copyright infringementby Jack Lewis (Author)What do you get when you cross funny jokes, hilarious riddles, and ridiculous puns with hysterical photos of silly animals? The Funny Animals of the World Joke Book for Kids, of course!This newest addition to the best-selling Wonderful World of Animals book series is chock-full of incredible facts, laugh-out-loud riddles, puns, and jokes, along with the funniest photos of the happiest animals around the world!From wacky wallabies and zebras t...

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Would You Rather?: A Book of Gross and Silly Questions for Kids

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Report copyright infringementby Hannah Deurloo (Author)Get silly asking questions with this "would you rather" book for kids 6 to 9! Would you rather be completely covered in scaly alligator skin OR fuzzy bear fur? Would you rather take a bath in a tub full of tadpoles OR shower with an octopus? This hilarious book of questions will have you in giggles as you debate funny scenarios and decide which is worse! 160 clever questions--See who has the most creative answer as you consider question...

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Report copyright infringementby Dennis Scharnberg (Author), Margaret Eden (Editor)This book offers something new and unique: a selection of quotations from books that never existed, by authors who never lived. These imagined fragments present insight, wit, obscurity, double entendre, hilarity, and more. Thematically, the book touches upon everything under the sun-life, love, work, play, art, music, dream, knowing and not knowing, tradition, utopia, old movies, ads, the Elizabethans (!), the I...

Fantasy, Mythology, Larceny: A Poetry Chapbook

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Report copyright infringementby Ibrahim S. Amin (Author)From Troy to orcs to burglary, King Arthur's sword to blasphemy, A necromancer's dating life, A hero's existential strife, A mage who walks her world alone, The poems vary, form and tone, There's humour, wanking, blood and gore, A sonnet, villanelle, and more, If rhymes won't please you, nothing will, So sneak inside and loot your fill. Number of Pages: 68 Dimensions: 0.16 x 8.5 x 5.5 IN Publication...

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Report copyright infringementby G. K. Chesterton (Author)Nobody wrote like G.K. Chesterton, who (as the book title indicates) took great joy in penning intelligent, thoughtful, and witty essays on all sorts of themes and things. Chesterton's tendency to cover a vast, irregular range of essay topics began with his first book of prose, "The Defendant," which delightfully addressed a diversity of normally ho-hum subjects ranging from skeletons and Chinese shepherdesses to baby worship, ugliness,...

Nobody Owns The World: A simple manual to using your common sense again

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Report copyright infringementby Nobody (Author)What if everything you've been taught is a lie?Nobody Owns The World is not just a book - it's a rebellion in words. A poetic, sharp, and soulful journey that challenges your perception of reality, society, and self.Written by Mr. Nobody, this book questions mind control, explores the illusions of ownership, and dares you to think for yourself in a world that demands conformity.If you've ever felt lost, misunderstood, or like there's something wr...

Nadie es dueño del mundo: Rompe la ilusión y recuerda quién eres en realidad

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Report copyright infringementby Nobody (Author) Qué pasaría si todo lo que te han enseñado fuera una mentira?Nadie ve con claridad no es solo un libro - es una rebelión silenciosa. Un viaje poético y profundo que desafía tu percepción de la realidad, la sociedad y de ti mismo.Escrito por Mr. Nobody, este libro cuestiona el control mental, revela las ilusiones del poder y la propiedad, y te invita a pensar por ti mismo en un mundo que exige obediencia.Si alguna vez te has sentido perdido, inco...