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Report copyright infringementby Derek Person (Author)I pissed off a girl. I start getting text messages from hundreds of men asking for sex. The girl I pissed off apparently placed my number on a prostitution website, Backpage. I decided to text them mean, funny and ridiculous messages, but the men keep coming back as they text more and more. Number of Pages: 98 Dimensions: 0.23 x 9 x 6 IN Publication Date: April 03, 2017

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Report copyright infringementby Tom Kreffer (Author)'A funny and heart-warming daddy diary' - My Baba'Absolutely brilliant' - (not so) Secret Dads Business'Honest and incredibly relatable' - Not Half Dad PodcastIt begins immediately. There's no transition period, no trial run, no supervised training, no e-learning module and no simulation that you can f**k up as many times as you need to until you get it right. As soon as the midwife hands you your newborn baby, you are responsible for keepin...

Cooper Finds Her Thermal: As Told to George Miller by a Little Pink Bird

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Report copyright infringementby George Kirkpatrick Miller (Author)Southern Maryland writers George Miller and Donald Shomette have written and illustrated a most unique book entitled Cooper Finds Her Thermal: As Told to George Miller by a Little Pink Bird. The work is presented as an allegory in which the myriad birds of the Eastern Seaboard voice their environmental concerns in comic book format. In the story, a young Cooper's Hawk, ejected from the nest at an early age, makes the journey do...

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Report copyright infringementby Barbara Klaus (Author)The information about the book is not available as of this time. Number of Pages: 232 Dimensions: 0.6 x 11 x 8.5 IN Publication Date: August 16, 2022

The Detective in the Dooryard: Reflections of a Maine Cop

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Report copyright infringementby Timothy Cotton (Author)Tim Cotton has been a police officer for more than thirty years. The writer in him has always been drawn to the stories of the people he has met along the way. Dealing with the standard issue ne'er-do-wells as a patrol officer, homicide detective, polygraph examiner, and later as the lieutenant in charge of the criminal investigation division certainly provides an interesting backdrop--but more often he writes about the regular folks he e...

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Report copyright infringementby Kelleyerin Clabaugh (Author)Proceeds from the sale of this book help support the Zambian Carnivore Program in their efforts to conserve large carnivores and the ecosystems they reside in through science, action and local leadership. Number of Pages: 36 Dimensions: 0.25 x 8.5 x 8.5 IN Publication Date: August 17, 2022

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Politically Incorrect: The Rantings of the Silent American

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Report copyright infringementby Perry Flann Collum (Author)Are you happy with the US government and the current state of the union? If so, then you probably won't appreciate this book. For the other 99% of Americans, this book may be for you. This book takes sarcastic aim at liberals, politics, taxes, economy, civil rights, 2nd amendment, and a variety of other inappropriate topics in a less than politically correct manner. The book is infused with a mixture of facts, humor and opinions from ...

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A Parthenon on our Roof: Adventures of an Anglo-Greek marriage

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Report copyright infringementby Peter Barber (Author), Charly Alex Fuller (Illustrator)Alexandra, a product of Greek Fire. Born into the cradle of civilization. Weaned on the teachings of ancient Greek philosophers, thrilled by the bravery of Spartans and thousands of years of cultural heritage.Peter, her future husband, a tea-drinking, digestive-dunking product of British society. Working to make a living with no real ambitions or dreams. But then, he fell in love. Everything changed.At time...

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Report copyright infringementby Rick Chowdry (Author)The world has become a very odd place to live in the last few decades, and it seems that there is incessant chaos coming at us from nearly every direction. Regardless of where we tune our televisions or our smartphones, there is no shortage of people anxious to drag us into an agreement with their opinions about all that is wrong and, by extension, how their position on a given issue is the correct one that all of us should subscribe to. Po...

Money Out Loud: All the Financial Stuff No One Taught Us

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Report copyright infringementby Berna Anat (Author), Monique Sterling (Illustrator)So no one taught you about money, either? Let's figure this me$$ out together. In this illustrated, deeply unserious guide to money, Berna Anat--aka the Financial Hype Woman--freaks out her immigrant parents by doing the unthinkable: Talking about money. Loudly. Because we're done staying silent, anxious, and ashamed about our money. It's time to join the party and finally learn about all the financial stuff th...

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Report copyright infringementby Tee R (Author), Nena O (Author)"A book you will sneak on board and buy all your flying friends."♥ Sleep deprived with nasty eating habits and inconsistent exercise regime?♥ Introverted and shy, but have to deal with hundreds of people on a daily basis?♥ Extroverted and happy-go-lucky, but still feeling overwhelmed and exhausted at times?♥ Finding love in the weirdest of ways, yet never able to have a steady relationship?♥ Bitten by the travel bug and curious to...

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Report copyright infringementby Leonard Stegmann (Author)Just when you thought it was safe to return to reading, Leonard Stegmann is back with his twenty-eighth book! And this one is just bursting with stuff and nonsense that you didn't even know you cared so much about. F'rinstance, Leonard explains the monumental importance of celebrating your 25,000th day, the Whoosh and why he so desperately wants one, why his wife's poop test cost him an additional $100, what it's like attempting to grow...

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Report copyright infringementby John B. Nolan (Author)Meet Kam Boudin and the disgruntled employees of the Execution Machine Corporation as they travel the globe trying to make sense of their macabre line of work, all the while slamming headfirst into mid-life. Desperate to change his life, Kam's career morphs into a bewildering spiritual journey as he and his friends are forced to outsmart unethical corporations, televangelists, and the US Government Agency that has contracted them and now w...

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Report copyright infringementby David Bruce (Author)This is a short, quick, and easy read. Most of these anecdotes are probably just OK, but there should be at least one or two that you will want to tell your friends. Retold in my own words to avoid plagiarism. Most of these anecdotes are meant to be funny, but some are meant to be thought-provoking. Some samples: 1) Entertainer Eddie Cantor put his knowledge of human nature to use while raising money for charity in what was reputed to be a ...

Travel Tales: The Gourmand -- Food & Drink Abroad!

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Report copyright infringementby Michael Brein (Author)THE SERIES Over the last few decades, I've interviewed nearly 2,000 world travelers and adventurers. I am weaving the best of their nearly 10,000 fantastic travel tales into a psychology of travel as revealed by these very telling stories. These are travelers I've encountered on planes, trains, buses, ships, tours, safaris, and in campgrounds, bars, cafes, restaurants, and pubs. These courageous travelers have freely shared their most pers...

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Report copyright infringementby David Bruce (Author)This book contains 250 anecdotes about opera, including these anecdotes: 1) When Pierre Monteux started working at the Metropolitan Opera, he decided to buy a shiny Ford touring-car. He paid $300 for the car, which he was proud of at first, although it looked modest when parked beside the luxurious cars of the stars of the Met. However, the car did give Mr. Monteux trouble. One day, as he was driving it, the car developed engine trouble and ...

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Report copyright infringementby David Bruce (Author)This book is a short, quick, and easy read. It contains 250 music anecdotes, including these: 1) Hardcore group Black Flag sometimes played shows for very few people. In 1982, Black Flag played a show in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, for two, or at most five people, who sat far away, in the back. Henry Rollins, lead singer, was mad, and he complained about the lack of audience just before Black Flag went on stage to perform. Fortunately, Black Fl...

Coffee Cups & Wine Glasses, Hilarious Secrets to Heal a Broken Heart & Get Your Life Back!: Includes Life Hacks & Journal Prompts for Happiness, Motiv

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Report copyright infringementby Debbie Seagle (Author)Are you struggling to get over loneliness, loss, or divorce?Discover the One Word that will Change Your LifeThis inspirational collection of sassy tales and ingenious schemes is woven into a series of hilarious triumphs filled with love, grief, and mischief. High-spirited goals awaken your imagination and motivate you to move forward, move on, and get your life back.Uncover unusual secrets for getting on with your life no matter what you'v...

ZomBeans in Space: A Coloring Book of Zombie Beans in a Galaxy Far, Far Away

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Report copyright infringementby Donovan Scherer (Author), Donovan Scherer (Illustrator)It is a dark time for sentient beings across the galaxy. Whether it was accidental or intentional, the Darksmith Industries space station has been breached. Their space-experiments in space-mad science are now free to terrorize space-people.The ZomBeans, once assumed harmless as they only had an appetite for brains, have begun dressing up as various beings throughout the cosmos. Attending comic conventions ...

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Report copyright infringementby Donovan Scherer (Author), Donovan Scherer (Illustrator)Born from mad science gone wrong in the world of Fear & Sunshine, the ZomBeans have stumbled upon one of humanity's books of history.As they travel through time, stealing the clothes of their heroes, we must ask ourselves...Is this the end of the world as we know it? Number of Pages: 100 Dimensions: 0.21 x 11 x 8.5 IN Publication Date: August 07, 2022

Second Paper On Murder Considered as one of the Fine Arts

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Report copyright infringementby Thomas de Quincy (Author)"If once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes to think little of robbing; and from robbing he comes next to drinking and Sabbath-breaking, and from that to incivility and procrastination." -Thomas De Quincey, A Second Paper on Murder(1839)A Second Paper on Murder Considered as One of the Fine Arts (1839) is the second in a series of three essays Thomas De Quincey wrote on the subject of crime and black humor, the others ...

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Report copyright infringementby Bob Prophette (Author)An updated version of Adolf Hitler's treatise with the LGBT slang words put back in.Sincerely dedicated to those wonderful beings unburdened by gender constraints. You know who you are. Thanks. This book is not meant to cause offence to the LGBT community for whom I have only love. It is meant to offend idiots and to stimulate people to take sides and erode the pockets of unconscious casual racism/homophobia/intollerance that I see everywh...

Glady's Peto's Angela: Blithe Spirit of the 1920s, Volume I

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Report copyright infringementby Gladys Peto (Author), Finn J. D. John (Editor)Throughout the early 1920s, each week, in a sequence of panels accompanying the high-society gossip column of "Mariegold," readers of "The Sketch: A Journal of Art and Actuality" got to follow the adventures of an irrepressible Bright Young Thing named Angela.This volume is a collection of Angela's adventures as depicted in the pages of "The Sketch," which was a high-end society magazine published in London, in 1923...

It's Not The Duck: It's The Walk And The Talk

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Report copyright infringementby Scotti Madison (Author)These are my life stories involving famous and interesting people that teach us a lesson in both life and sales.I would argue that no matter how great your brand name recognition is, someone still must sell your product or service. In this world, nothing happens until a sale is made and no matter what product you're selling, "people buy from people." Even better said, "more people buy from exceptional people." Throughout my entire adult ...

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Report copyright infringementby Randy Rainbow (Author)Instant New York Times, USA Today, and Wall Street Journal Bestseller! An intimate and light-hearted memoir by viral sensation and three-time Emmy-nominated musical comedian Randy Rainbow that takes readers through his life--the highs, the lows, the lipstick, the pink glasses, and the show tunes. Randy Rainbow, the man who conquered the Internet with a stylish pair of pink glasses, an inexhaustible knowledge of Broadway musicals, and th...

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Report copyright infringementby Liam Sebastian Thunderbottom (Author)Mikey Moose Has Met His Rump-Roarin' Rival. While Mikey Moose and Quacker Duck enjoy a day trip to the city of Pootsburgh, they come across a mysterious young girl with a case of glute-gas induced amnesia; She only recalls she's a fan of Mikey Moose's now-defunct radio show. Suddenly, our heroes get tangled in the city's mysterious underworld, a dark place where the sun doesn't shine and where something just doesn't smell ri...

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Report copyright infringementby Jim McLain (Author)An outstanding collection of 500 trivia questions that will keep you entertained for hours.* Mykonos was the backdrop for what cinema thriller? * What percent of Greek Jews that were taken by the Nazis perished in the Holocaust?* In 2010, Greece was the European Union's largest producer of what crop?* When did a violent earthquake break the knees of the Colossus of Rhodes, toppling it to the ground?* What is Delphi famous for?* What Greek isl...

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Report copyright infringementby Riya Aarini (Author)Babyhood is a bizarre stage of life, considering all the unexplainable crying, goofy faces, and strange babble-and that's just the parents. But really, babyhood is a once-in-a-lifetime event. It should be treated with respect and even admiration. After all, at some point, we've all been there. In Defense of Babyhood is a delightful source of relatable comedy, injecting a refreshing dose of amusing baby humor into the most bemused of parents....

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YaYa's Big Black Purse: Drama of a Greek Momma

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Report copyright infringementby Tassie Kalas (Author)Tassie is not afraid to bare her soul, her freakishly long middle toe, or excess baggage carried around in a designer purse in this debut book inspired by her Greek life. Each chapter is a tidy, humorous story. From the 80s to the 2020s - Yaya's Big Black Purse covers four generations of a traditional Greek family, focusing on one member's modern-day struggles as she grows up, grows older, and finally finds her voice-at the same time she's ...