Humor

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Headphones On Strike: A Rhyming Children's Book

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Report copyright infringementby Jennifer Jones (Author)Teaches kindness to all people and things. A hilarious, rhyming, read aloud book that's perfect for the first or any day of school.The classroom headphones have had enough!Far in the corner of the classroom, some special school supplies stay, They're the trusty classroom headphones, but things aren't going their way.Buy this book for a good laugh, nighttime snuggle, or your favorite teacher.===== Number of Pages: 36 ...

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Report copyright infringementby Ron Coleman (Author)We all flew over the Cuckoos nest is an irreverent look at psychiatry through stories that though funny often have layers of meaning. Coleman has moved away from his usual critical and sometimes angry approach to the psychiatric system. In this entertaining Volume he has used his story telling talent to show the often nonsensical and damaging world of Psychiatry. Number of Pages: 110 Dimensions: 0.23 x 9 x 6 IN ...

The Best Ever Book of Architect Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who

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Report copyright infringementby Mark Geoffrey Young (Author)If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Architect jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Architect Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ev...

Life Is a Carousel: A Novel Inspired by a True Story

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Report copyright infringementby Rafael De La Sierra (Author)the story of a young immigrant who manages to live a life that epitomizes the best of the American Dream. Living a life of ease and comfort in homeland, he is forced to flee to the U.S. where he must adjust to a new environment and begin a new life. Life Is A Carousel is filled with both humor and hope and is also a book with a message. It can convey that even when someone has lost everything, there is still hope. Believing in God an...

Roctogenarians: Late in Life Debuts, Comebacks, and Triumphs

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Report copyright infringementby Mo Rocca (Author), Jonathan Greenberg (Author)From beloved CBS Sunday Morning correspondent Mo Rocca, author of New York Times bestseller Mobituaries, comes an inspiring collection of stories that celebrates the triumphs of people who made their biggest marks late in life. Eighty has been the new sixty for about twenty years now. In fact, there have always been late-in-life achievers, those who declined to go into decline just because they were eligible for s...

The Days Are Just Packed: A Calvin and Hobbes Collection Volume 9

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Report copyright infringementby Bill Watterson (Author)Summer adventures, backyard antics, and Calvin's philosophical musings fill The Days Are Just Packed, a collection brimming with imagination, laughter, and moments that balance comedy with genuine childhood reflection. Idle summer days burst with adventure in The Days Are Just Packed, covering April 1991 to November 1992. Calvin dreams up fantastical machines, spars with Susie in mischievous pranks, and dives into chaotic Calvinball match...

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Report copyright infringementby J. E. Ridge (Author)A magic spell protects the Desolated Lands from evil mages and their nefarious schemes. As a condition of this spell, Princess Francesca of Woe and Prince Brendon of Bane must marry. Rick knows his sister will be miserable in this marriage, so he concocts a half-baked plan to kidnap the groom and stall the wedding. He just needs time to find an alternative way to keep the spell active. Everything seems to go smoothly until someone else arriv...

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Report copyright infringementby Thomas B. Jr. Dehaas (Author)Humor has always been part of the author's classroom who taught K-12 a total of 34 years. Whether the students are youth, growers, homeowners, or master gardeners, jokes and puns are always part of instruction. This book is a compilation of some his favorites. It is school from the eyes of an elementary or middle school student, sometimes to the distaste of teachers and the principal. Sit back and enjoy the jokes. The author's hope ...

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Report copyright infringementby Bennett 1898-1971 Cerf (Author)This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is imp...

Twisted Tales from VMI: Real-Life Stories From the Virginia Military Institute, Barracks, Post and Downtown - Hardcover

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Report copyright infringementby Mark A. Benvenuto (Author)Praise for Twisted Tales from VMI "I laughed till I stopped!" Dave Hagemann, '80"Me, too." John Cooper, '83"Written proof my roommate was in serious need of some psychiatric help." Matt Waring, '83"The funniest thing I have read since the last funny thing I read." Tom Hathaway, '72"That boy is nuttier than pecan pie!" Lynn Seldon, '83, author Virginia's Ring"I'm now convinced my Brother Rat was dropped on his head as a youngster - many...

A Daily Dose of Dad Jokes: 365 Truly Terrible Wisecracks (You've Been Warned)

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Report copyright infringementby Taylor Calmus (Author), Peter L. Harmon (Author)A delightfully corny dad joke book for every day of the year This Father's Day, unleash the dadliest force known to man: dad jokes! A Daily Dose of Dad Jokes is packed with jokes to make you groan--and then make you smile. Master jokesters Peter L. Harmon and Taylor Calmus (aka "Dude Dad") offer enough top-quality puns, quips, one-liners, and made-up stories to last an entire year.The ultimate Father's Day gift, t...

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Report copyright infringementby Brad Gosse (Author)In a house, not plain nor tame, Lived a couple, sans any shame.Jack and Jill, they were their names, Their love life? Not quite the same. Jack said to Jill with a grin, "Let's invite someone else in."Jill nodded, with a sly look, As if she read from a different book. In came Joe, with a strut so bold, Into a story that's rarely told.Jack sat back, with a view so keen, As Jill and Joe set a scene unseen. Jack, the watcher, with a smile so wide...

The Girl in the Gun Club: My Time as One of the Few Good Men

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Report copyright infringementby Tracy Salzgeber (Author)"We're looking for a few good men . . ."She should've known something was up when the USMC recruiting office was open on Christmas Day.This is the secret story of an odd young woman who chose to enlist in the Marine Corps to escape her hometown in Florida. Now she's figuring out her way around one of the most testosterone-engorged branches of the US military.Tracy's adventures will take her around the world to foreign brothels, bars, and...

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Top C-Turvy: An Olla Podrida of Opera Anecdotes

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Report copyright infringementby Gerry Zwirn (Author)Covent Garden 1947. After acknowledging the applause following her spectacular debut performance of Salome, Bulgarian soprano Ljuba Welitsch made her way back to her dressing-room. As she was changing her costume there came a knock on the door: a small group of male admirers had gathered outside to pay their compliments. Taken completely by surprise the startled diva, whose English at the time was, to say the least, somewhat limited, called ...

Sacred Cows: A Lighthearted Look at Belief and Tradition Around the World

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Report copyright infringementby Seth Andrews (Author)Did you know God forbids the tying of shoelaces on Saturday? Or that humans emit an color aura which can only be discerned with a Third Eye? That bountiful harvest requires the flinging of a live goat from a church bell tower? That instead of wishing upon a star, we can wish upon a...cow? Well into the 21st century, our species continues to participate in beliefs and customs that seem more suited to the Bronze Age than the Information Age, ...

Stories and Jokes for Married Folks: Time-Honored Matrimonial Wit & Wisdom

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Report copyright infringementby Reverend Lovejoy (Author)"Love may be blind, but marriage is an eye opener." "Are you the captain of your soul?" "Sort of a second lieutenant," ventured the married man dubiously. "Is your daughter happily married, Janice?" "She sure is. She went and found herself a husband that's scared to death of her!" It seems as if people have been lampooning marriage since the institution was created. Maybe even longer! Inside the pages of this book, you will find all...

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Report copyright infringementby Skeeter (Illustrator), Skeeter (Author)A short illustrated douchebag's guide to couch surfing. Number of Pages: 30 Dimensions: 0.07 x 8 x 5 IN Publication Date: April 22, 2015

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Report copyright infringementby Gary Burbank (Author), Tim Mizak (Author), Earl Pitts (Author)Earl Pitts, American has been entertaining hundreds of thousands of radio listeners across the country since 1985. The 'hard-working, flag-waving, regular American' character was created by Radio Hall of Famer Gary Burbank as a daily two-minute comedy commentary. Each commentary opens with Earl's familiar trumpet call to listen and the question, 'You know what makes me sick?' Then, after a thought-pr...

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Report copyright infringementby Jacqui Brown (Author)Jacqui Brown has been hailed as the 21st Century's Erma Bombeck! Brown's deliciously wicked sense of humor is in a league of its own. Her quick witted, unfiltered, guffaw-filled stories about everyday life in the Brown household, will, without a doubt, keep you rolling in the aisle with laughter. Anything's game in Jacqui Brown's world! Her warped look on life will turn your world upside down and leave you laughing your ass off with her hil...

Thrive: A Man's Guide to Understanding Women

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Report copyright infringementby J. G. Norton (Author)This humorous book (A Novelty Book) puts into perspective how different men and women really are. At times, it seems like women speak a completely different language then we men. As we try to decode their message we become overwhelmed by their high velocity and large quantity of verbal output, as well as the complex nature of some of the verbage. As our brains try to sort the message we often begin to shut-down out of survival and mental ov...

Get Me Through the Next Five Minutes: Odes to Being Alive

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Report copyright infringementby James Parker (Author)Our politics are broken; our world is melting; the next catastrophe looms. Enter James Parker, who for years now has been writing odes of appreciation on subjects from the seemingly minor ("Ode to Naps") to the unexpected ("Ode to Giving People Money") to the seemingly minor, unexpected, and hyperspecific ("Ode to Running in Movies"). Finally collecting Parker's beloved and much-lauded odes in one place, this volume demonstrates the profoun...

Sleep With Your Boots On: & Other Stories From County Road 10

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Report copyright infringementby Laura Ferri Redman (Author)True tales from the heart from a gifted storyteller, Laura Ferri Redman takes her readers on a wonderful journey through country life. From creatures on the wing to television crews taking over her home, Ferri Redman delivers laughter, tears and joy in one engaging package. Number of Pages: 122 Dimensions: 0.33 x 9 x 6 IN Publication Date: May 23, 2019

Graduation: Advice from your dog!: Gift your loved one life advice from their furry friend as they prepare to take on life post-graduation!

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Report copyright infringementby Leslie Little (Author)Have a loved one preparing to graduate high school or college? Give the gift of advice from one of their best, four-legged, friends! This customizable book includes 52 anecdotes of luck from your furry friend! This makes the perfect gift for a dog lover preparing for life post-graduation! Number of Pages: 106 Dimensions: 0.22 x 9 x 6 IN Publication Date: May 14, 2024

LeoTube Chistes malos, muy malos: Libro de Chistes

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Report copyright infringementby Papa Gorila (Author), Manuel Perez (Illustrator), Fran Biayna (Editor)Esta es la recopilación de chistes malos, divertidos y un poco locos, preferidos de LeoTube. No olvides leer un par de chistes al día, cuando baje la marea. Comparte con amigos, familia, compañeros o con cualquier persona para disfrutar de una vida sana y con humor. Number of Pages: 124 Dimensions: 0.29 x 9 x 6 IN Publication Date: May 09, 2024

There's Nothing in This Book That I Meant to Say

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Report copyright infringementby Paula Poundstone (Author)Part memoir, part monologue, with a dash of startling honesty, There's Nothing in This Book That I Meant to Say features biographies of legendary historical figures from which Paula Poundstone can't help digressing to tell her own story. Mining gold from the lives of Abraham Lincoln, Helen Keller, Joan of Arc, and Beethoven, among others, the eccentric and utterly inimitable mind of Paula Poundstone dissects, observes, and comments on t...

Sorry I'm Late, I Didn't Want to Come: One Introvert's Year of Saying Yes

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Report copyright infringementby Jessica Pan (Author)"This book is a rollicking, hilarious delight. Jessica Pan's sense of humor as she stumbles (and sometimes triumphs) in a world of extroverts is sure to appeal to introverts everywhere. The only downside is that her book about going out and meeting new people is sure to make you stay home until you finish it." --Jennifer Wright, author of Get Well Soon and Killer Fashion "Charming. Brave. Hilariously honest. Whether you buy this book for you...

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Report copyright infringementby Bill Watterson (Author), G. B. Trudeau (Foreword by)Meet Calvin--a chaos-loving six-year-old--and Hobbes, his witty tiger friend. This first collection launches the iconic strip and friendship with snowball fights, time travel, philosophical musings, and original humor that captures the magic of childhood. This is only the beginning! The very first volume of Calvin and Hobbes introduces the world to the most unforgettable duo in comics: Calvin, a wildly imagin...

Stoner - Coloring Book for Adults: Funny Animals, Cartoon Characters, Humour for Adults

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Report copyright infringementby Art Press (Author)Stunning coloring book for adults, many funny cartoon characters, a pleasure to color - it will give only good vibes and good mood.The book has a paperback cover, 110 pages with 55 funny images, one side printed for a clean coloring.Size 8.5 inches X 11 inches.Have fun coloring! Number of Pages: 110 Dimensions: 0.23 x 11 x 8.5 IN Publication Date: October 26, 2023

Memoirs of a Stomach: Written by Himself, That All Who Eat May Read

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Report copyright infringementby Sydney Whiting (Author)This satirical account of the digestive system, told from the perspective of the stomach itself, is a witty and entertaining look at a subject that is often taken for granted. Written by British author Sydney Whiting in the mid-19th century, the book offers humorous anecdotes and observations about the various foods and drinks that pass through the stomach and their effects on the body. This book is a delightful read for anyone interested...

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Report copyright infringementby Lisa Hammerling (Author)About the BookSing Me into Heaven is a collection of poetry about believing in God and navigating through the emotions of life. This collection also contains silly, fun poems to remind us that life is what we make of it, so we should love, laugh, and find happiness wherever possible.About the AuthorThe older Mrs. Lisa Hammerling gets, the more she knows how blessed she is. Family is very important to Mrs. Hammerling. She loves to sing, d...

The Power of Minimalism in Aging-Embracing Simplicity for a Fulfilling Life: The Minimalist Lifestyle for Elderly: Pros, Cons, and Practical Tips

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Report copyright infringementby Lily J Thompson (Author)Are you tired of the clutter and chaos that comes with aging? Do you feel overwhelmed by the sheer amount of stuff in your life? If so, it's time to embrace the power of minimalism.In "The Power of Minimalism in Aging," you'll discover the secrets to living a simple, fulfilling life in your golden years. You'll learn how to let go of the excess and focus on what really matters, whether that's spending time with loved ones, pursuing hobbi...