Dark & Stormy Nights: Tales Best Left Untold - Paperback

by G. Longtale (Author)

Shake up a cocktail of chaos, dark humor, and island madness - and what you get is Dark & Stormy Nights - and possibly Bert Kreischer's Love Child.

This memoir blends:

• 2 shots of Hunter S. Thompson's The Rum Diary
• 1 generous pour of Tucker Max's I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell
• A splash of Californication's unapologetic dark humor
• All served with a twist of tropical storms, sinking boats, and Bermuda Police Department hospitality.

From the moment G. Longtale touched down on the tiny island, life became a blender full of rum, questionable choices, and hilarious consequences. This is not a travel guide - unless you want step-by-step instructions on how to ruin a scooter, flee from cops in boxer shorts, or sink your social life (along with your boat) faster than you can say "Dark & Stormy."

Perfect for anyone who's ever dreamed of island life - or woken up on a beach wondering where their dignity went - Dark & Stormy Nights is the ultimate island misadventure.

Sip slowly. Read irresponsibly.