Fart Club: A guide to maximizing your meager potential through your dirty stink hole - Paperback

by Angus Beeftickle MD (Author)

Angus Beeftickle, MD, has an emission mission. The brave doctor seeks to break down one of polite society's longest-standing taboos: He would return the fart to its rightful place. To let one fly in public is Beeftickle's dream. To toot on public transit. To play the intestinal tuba in elevators. To let the comic potential of a well-timed rip bring us together as brothers and sisters in a sonorous choir of nether horns. To share in an activity as old as time. In Fart Club, Beeftickle guides you through the wonderful world of flatulence. Explore how your body produces, transports, and releases gas; learn where and when to deploy your dirty bombs for best effect; and discover the food that maximizes your gaseous potential. Beeftickle even offers carefully crafted fart recipes-culinary offerings with delightfully colonic consequences. The rectal trumpets shall sound proudly from the college classroom to the high-class art museum. We will not be constrained. We will reclaim the right to play sweet butt-music where and when we get the urge. Let the world tremble at our gas-powered cacophonies. Let the self-righteous sneer and the timid faint. Let loose your intestinal orchestra, and fart with pride

Author Biography

Angus Beeftickle, MD (known as Gus to those unfortunate enough to be his friends), received his BS from Central Michigan University and his MD from the University of Texas. He has practiced medicine full-time since 2007. Beeftickle lives with his two ungrateful daughters and hateful wife. When not at work, he can usually be found sleeping while his intestines brew up his next salvo of rectal fog.