by Jasmine Pumpernickel (Author)
Jane Eyre was just trying to get her life together after being blacklisted from governess gigs for 'too much existential despair.' Now she's stuck ghost-hunting inside a repurposed 12th-century castle-turned-gym where the protein shakes are cursed and the peloton bikes occasionally speak Latin.
Armed with only biting sarcasm, a fifth-hand EMF detector, and a personal vendetta against online fitness culture, Jane must survive sabotage by jealous spinfluencers, accidental demonic possession, and several very tedious HR meetings about 'spectral misconduct.'
Expect soul-deep monologues about existential futility immediately followed by people arguing over smoothie bar loyalty points. Jane Eyre and the Mystery of the Haunted Spin Class is a chaotic, sarcastic comedy about existential dread, gym politics, and mildly cursed cardio.
Number of Pages: 220
Dimensions: 0.5 x 8.5 x 5.5 IN
Publication Date: April 28, 2025
