Make Children's Books Great Again - Paperback

by B. Conservative (Author)

There is no other "Children's Book" out there like ours. Note: This book is written in the style of a children's book; the vocabulary, topics, and comedic subtly are meant for adults but perfectly safe for children to learn at any age. There is no vulgarity, no sexual topics or images, and zero LGBTQ mentions- Pretty much everything your liberal public school would hate about this book!

• THE BEST CHILDREN'S BOOK: Liberals are furious about this book, just look at some of the reviews! A hilarious book about the faults of liberal beliefs in the style of Dr. Seuss!

• OUR QUALITY: Printed and pressed fresh by Amazon KDP upon ordering! And you'll get it quick too!!

• THE IDEAL BOOK: Great for conservatives to gift to friends and even better to give to liberal friends; we promise the expression on their face will be priceless

• FUN: We take on the issues of Healthcare, Education, Free Speech, the Minimum Wage, Capitalism, Socialism, and more in a comical rhyming pattern!

• TOTAL SATISFACTION: Guaranteed to trigger liberals or just get a laugh out of friends and family!

• Follow the lives of a Liberal Donkey and a Conservative elephant as they show the value of conservative principles, and the faults of liberal principles, on relevant issues
• Full Color, 8.5 x 8.5in book in a Dr. Seuss style rhyming pattern
• Story has clever arguments against Liberals. Great for adults too!
• No profane content; completely safe to read to kids
• American Made
• Liberals have already threaten to shut us down so you know it's good!

Makes for a perfect coffee table book and will entertain ANY guest or reader! Add this to your cart today!