by Chuck Tingle (Author)
Across the wide world of the Tingleverse, one thing is clear: love is real.
But, for many buckaroos, their preferred kind of love has nothing to do with sex or romance. Whether asexual or just not feeling it at the moment, this collection of completely sexless tales is perfect for the desires of any readers who are looking for a non-sexual trip through the alternate timelines of Dr. Chuck Tingle.
NOT POUNDED BY THE ADMITTEDLY HANDSOME SENTIENT FIREWORK DISPLAY BECAUSE HE REALLY FREAKS OUT MY DOG
NOT POUNDED BY THE HANDSOME PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF MY TWITTER SUSPENSION BECAUSE IT WAS REVERSED
NOT POUNDED BY THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF BISEXUAL GATEKEEPING BECAUSE IT'S SUPER GROSS AND IF YOU DO IT YOU'RE NOT THE HERO YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOU'RE ACTUALLY JUST A JERK
JUST KIND OF IGNORING THIS SAD LONESOME T-REX WHO IS SCREAMING "DEBATE ME" FROM HIS FOLDING CHAIR NOT POUNDED BY THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF CHUCK TINGLE'S TRADITIONAL PUBLISHING DEAL BECAUSE HE WRITES ABOUT MORE THAN JUST POUNDING HOWEVER IF THIS BOOK WAS ABOUT POUNDING THAT WOULD BE OKAY TOO BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH SEXUALITY IN ART
MY POOL GETS ME WET IN A COMPLETELY PLATONIC WAY AND NOW WE ARE CLOSE FRIENDS
Number of Pages: 78
Dimensions: 0.16 x 9 x 6 IN
Publication Date: September 20, 2022
