Punny Jokes: 500+ of the Punniest Jokes in the Universe! - Hardcover

by Warren Peace (Author)

Pun and joke lovers unite! Punny Jokes is packed with hundreds upon hundreds of hilarious, pun-tastic jokes!

What's better than a good pun? Five hundred of the puniest jokes in the universe, of course! Punny Jokes is a gift-worthy hardcover that includes everything from classic puns of yore to brand-new jokes, including:

• What do you call a cow without legs? Ground beef.
• When does a duck wake up? At the quack of dawn!
• Why are teddy bears never hungry? They're stuffed!
• What type of sandals does a frog wear? Open-toad!
• What's a pirate's favorite letter? RRRRRR.
• What did the syrup say to the waffle? I love you a waffle lot!
• What do you call the wife of a hippies? A Mississippi!

And many, many more! With Punny Jokes, you'll be rolling on the floor laughing--for real!