So Many Reasons Men Stay Single! - Paperback

by Bret Eschmeyer (Author)

According to the late comedian George Carlin: "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? So Many Reasons Men Stay Single is a humorous compilation of one man's theories about why men don't wish to marry. Written in the vein of comedian Jeff Foxworthy's punch lines and book You Might Be a Redneck If, following a countless number of terrible dates, author Bret Eschmeyer tried listing how many reasons he could find for staying single. After the first 50 reasons flowed easily onto paper, he decided to keep adding to the list, coming up with a philosophy that will make you laugh out loud at his many dating disasters. So Many Reasons Men Stay Single is "a humorous look at dating and relationships, because dating today is so frustrating trying to find something that will last a lifetime." For a good laugh, as well as some clever writing, pick up your copy today.

First-time author Bret Eschmeyer says he was dared to write this book "by married female coworkers as we laughed about the perils of dating." He works as a financial analyst in Denver and has started writing his next book.